Give 'Em An Inch chords by Peggy Seeger
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Verse 1
There was an ad (D major) vert,
I was in Santa (A major) Monica paper,
it (D major) said, penis (A major) enlargement, big letters,
and in little letters it said for men only.
The man (A minor) waited, the (G major) wo man groaned, (A minor)
(F major) she was lost (G major) in labor's (A major) toil,
forgotten for (A minor) now
the long (G major) nine month
the act (F major) of passion and (E minor) joy
ten (D major) fingers ten (A minor) toes two eye (D major) s
two ears (C major) a mouth and a (A minor) nose
an (B major) d that one inch of flesh
that proclaims it's a boy
the (E minor) midwife inspected his belly
(B minor) and bum (E minor) counted appendages
one by one took his sweet (D major) willie
(E major) twixt finger and thumb looked
(A major) at it in wonder and said.
(D major) Does this little spike (A major) of (D major) flesh
define (G major) the stronger (D major) sex?
Will this (G major) little pleasure rod
(F sharp minor) put this (E minor) baby next to (A major) God?
Is (G major) this the thing that gets him
higher (D major) wages?
Has (E major) kept him up on top
throughout the (A major) ages?
(F sharp major) Will (B minor) these round thingamabobs
get this (E minor) child a better job? (F sharp major)
(B minor) Pi lot, not a stewardess.
(E minor) Doctor, not a nurse.
Profess (A major) or, not a teacher.
A (D major) chance to get there (B minor) first.
(D major) The (G major) scepter that makes (E minor) kingdoms,
(D major) the key that opens (B minor) doors,
(E minor) the reason why this baby won't be
(A major) scrubbing kitchen floors.
She (D minor) laid the little (A major) dickie down
and (D minor) gave a weary (A minor) smile.
Give him (C major) an itch and he'll take a (F major) mile.
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Give 'Em An Inch
Peggy Seeger
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