Germ Patrol chords by Egg

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Verse 1
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I   still remember
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the 3rd of December,
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me in your sweater
You said it looked better on
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me  than it did you
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Only if you knew how much I liked you
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But I watch your eyes as she walks by
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What a sight for sore eyes
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Brighter than a blue sky
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She's got you mesmerized while I die
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Why would you ever kiss me?
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I'm not even half as pretty
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You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
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But you like her better
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I wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands
with you holding her hand
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Put your arm round her shoulder
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Now I'm getting colder,
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but how could I hate her?
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She's such an angel, but then again
Kinda wish she were dead
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as she walks by
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What a sight for sore eyes
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Brighter than the blue sky
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She's got you mesmerized while I die
Em 
Why would you ever kiss me?
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I'm not even half as pretty
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You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
Em 
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But you like her better
Em 
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Em 
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I wish I were Heather
Em 
Why would you ever kiss me?
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I'm not even half as pretty
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You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
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But you like her better
I wish I were