You listening to this record, wake up.
How would you like to be real monsters
Harry, are we going to tell them
the secret way to be a monster?
They're good kids. Well, all right.
These are all very secret monster things.
But we're going to tell you
So you do everything we tell you to do,
And if you do everything just right,
then you can be a monster, too.
Now point your finger down,
Because that's what the monsters do.
And you can be a monster, too.
But if you don't have paws,
That's what the monsters do.
And you can be a monster too.
Oh, you're terrific at being monsters.
Yes! Flap your wings like this.
Oh, you don't have wings?
and you can be a monster, too.
Real good. real good. Yeah.
Growl and show your fangs.
Now point up, now point down,
And you can be a monster too.
because you are now a monster,