Well let me take a trip back in memory lane
When I was in high school
Trying to get a piece of some girlies ass
Yeah, that was my daily rou
I fucked up so many times
they tried to kick me out
my education I was missin'
with some long black hair
But she only fuck the niggas that
I ran my gears so much niggas
I suit the bitch up and told
And later on at the crib she was
Yeah I'm knockin' the boots ya know
you can call me super hoe
'Cause I've learned the technique
You don't get pussy nowadays
You don't get ass from these
bitches nowadays or nothin'
All I got is a hard dick and some
And if you wanna fuckin' man,
But gettin' back to the story line
Well it's time we hear "fuck
it I don't even know her name"
She said her name was Evette
I can't believe your a star
Where's ya gold, where's ya rings,
where's ya crazy fat car?"
I said "my car is in the shop
And if it's gold your lookin' for
I used to wear it but I stopped
I'm all about gettin' cash"
She said "where's the cash?"
I said "this shit is in the stash
She said "I wanna get my hair done
I said "bitch it gets done"
She said "I'm gonna tell my friends
that your cheap as shit!"
The door slammed and then I laughed
Because I just gamed a bitch for a piece of as s
I game this bitch at the disco- tech
Ready to flex thinkin' of
I told the bitch "let's have a drink"
My dick is harder than concrete
Ready to slam like I'm Dominique
She asked, if I had product in the projects
You can get with that or get with this
I hit 'n run like a fuckin' accident
'cause I'm makin' bitches stink
Honey dip, this is Cool Chuck
Her eyes opened up once she seem to
choose that I was iced up
It's gettin' late so I'm out
Knocked the boots on the couch
You gonna suck the dick while dry
'Cause I'm out to give props
So I'mma hit her in the shit box
Your bitch said she wanna get with me
She says she's tryin' to get a GED
Now she always tush kush thinkin'
She's on a freaky and a kinky tip
But I ran through the bitch like
It's a game so I can't clean
'Cause it's nothing but ad- DICK- ting
She said "you look spendin'
But rollin' with me was when it's
Now ya bitches know Cool Chuck's