And he never drinks anything
And these are characters in my mind
You could search the world
and you'd never ever find
And I know a lady and her name is Jan
She went to Iran and got a purplish tan
Her name is Jan, her name is Jan
And she never takes a trip
It's Margot, her name is Margot
And these are characters in my mind
and you'd never ever find
Do you ever think about such things?
You might think I'm a ding -a -ling,
and that's okay, that's okay
Cause God gave me an imagination,
whenever I use it I get a vacation
In my day, in my brain, I'm not insane
I know a salamander named Elaine
and she was born on a little toy train,
I'm talking about Elaine,
underneath a Persian rug,
it's Doug, Elaine and Doug,
and you'll never ever find
And these are characters in my mind
and you'll never ever find