Flashing Whip chords by Jah Lion
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Verse 1
(E minor) I don't know if you're aware,
but your kids suck ass
If you need someone to whip them,
then just ask
Cause they ain't as perfect
as you say they is
They ain't perfect at all,
you're raising baby's kids
I'm sorry, I don't know you,
I don't mean to get pissy
But you need to discipline
your bratty kids, you hippie
Like, come here you little jerk,
and taste the back of my palm
But (D major) you ain't my daddy
Nah, but I'm doing your mo (E minor) m
Now I know you think they're angels,
but they're driving me insane
I'll punch a (G major) baby in the face
just for cryin' on a plane
Cause I (C major) don't mess around,
you need to control them or I'll lose it
But I (D major) made you a drone!
Shut the fuck up, kid, that's stupid
Now (E minor) I'ma get my truck,
I'ma load all my boys in back
I'ma (G major) find out where you live
and break all your toys in half
And I (C major) know it ain't your birthday,
but when nobody's lookin'
I'ma give you a little present
What? (E minor) An ass (D major) whoopin'!
(E minor) Kiss me, I (D major) whip your, whip your
Kiss me, (C major) I whip your, whip your
Kiss (E minor) me, (D major) I whip your,
(G major) whip your (D major) (C major) (E minor)
(D major) (C major) (E minor)
(D major)
(C major) I never (E minor) ever thought I'd say a
kid deserved to get hit
But it's obvious time out
ain't workin' for shit
Yeah I've seen your parenting style,
it ain't all that
You gotta hit the little brat
with a wiffle ball bat
Cause this is obviously more
than just a youthful rebellion
You've gotta belt the little hellions
with a belt when they're yellin'
Cause you don't want me to do it
Cause I'll paint their little brains
all (D major) over the wall
When I spank them with a (E minor) chainsaw
And while they actin' wild and loose
If they de (G major) serve the ass whoopin',
it ain't child abuse
When I'm (C major) tryin'
to buy groceries
and they're muckin'
up my style
They're like (D major) drunken little midgets
runnin' up and down the aisle
Touchin' (E minor) everything in sight
And jeez, for Christ's sake
I think (G major) one of them just stuck his little
penis in my cake
And now I'ma (C major) have to put it
back and get a new one
And it bugs me
But (D major) mommy says I'm beautiful
Shut the fuck up, kid, you're ugly
Key (E minor) s, I whip your (G major) keys
(D major) (C major) (E minor)
(G major) (D major) (C major) (E minor)
Let me whip your (D major) chil (C major)
(E minor) dren (D major) (C major) (E minor)
Keys, let me whip your kids
I can't stand kids misbehaving
Runnin' around and disobeyin'
All they need is a kick in the pants
A punch in the butt
A lesson that will finally shut them up
Please, let me whip your children
Please, let me whip your kids
Kids, I wanna whip (G major) (D major) (C major) (E minor)
(D major) (C major) your
(E minor) kids. (D major) (C major)
(E minor)
Oh, (D major) (C major)
(E minor) come on, people. It's a joke.
We would never hit anyone's kid.
Come on. I love kids. Come
here.
Give me a hug you little rug rats.
Grr
Hey, what?
Flashing Whip
Jah Lion
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