Five foot flirt chords by Cyril Tawney

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Now
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don't say Jim Johnson
weren't with ye last night,
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I heard him as plain as could be.
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I was crossin' the mound
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when I heard a strange sound,
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down by the sycamore tree.
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I thought perhaps a cow
had got stuck in the mud,
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and pulled out her foot with a move.
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But I'm satisfied now that
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that noise weren't a cow,
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it was Jim kissing you.
You, my five -foot flirt,
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in the robes of an angel,
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you'd better add Levi alone.
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Why, the way you're acting,
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it nearly unnerves I,
the thing that preserves I
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is my joviality.
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Though I've got troubles
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as thick as the stubble,
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tis you that's the worst of them all.
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Keep out of me track,
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and if you want to come back
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You can crawl, crawl,
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crawl
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Remember what happened
last Saturday night
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The air was so peaceful and  still
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Like a bolt from the blue came a hullabaloo
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A growling and a cackling so shrill
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It came to me, Ed,
as I crawled from me bed
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There's a fox at me chickens, that's true
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I crept out in me socks
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and bumped into the fox
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It was Jim kissing you
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You, my five -foot flirt,
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in the robes of an angel
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You'd better, Ed, leave I alone
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Why, the way you're acting,
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it nearly unnerves I
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The thing that preserves
I is my joviality
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Though I've got troubles
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as thick as the stubble,
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to you that's the worst of them all.
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Keep out of me track
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and if you want to come back,
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you can crawl, crawl,
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crawl.
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Now what's your excuse
for last Sunday in church?
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It fair turned the poor vicar grey.
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While the organist was
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rendering lead kindly light,
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Jim Johnson kept pumping away.
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Then all of a sudden the
organ stopped short,
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the vicar got into a stew.
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When he went round be hind,
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tell me, what did he find?
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He found Jim kissing you.
You, five -foot flirt,
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in the robes of an angel,
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You'd better not leave I alone.
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Why, the way you're acting,
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it nearly unnerves I,
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The thing that preserves I is my joviality.
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No, I've got troubles as
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thick as the stubble,
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Tis you that's the worst of them all.
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Keep out of me track,
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and if you want to come back
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You can crawl, crawl, crawl
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You can crawl, crawl, crawl