all of my problems, they don't seem to go
And I can't fathom conditions that
that's not what I asked for
you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
don't want to get out of bed
there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy,
There's nothing on Netflix that
And I can't reach the remote,
it's too far away from me
Why can't my Smart TV just
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is
don't want to get out of bed
there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My navy- blue indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where
the hell are my car keys?
where the hell are my car keys?
where the hell are my car keys?
don't want to get out of bed
there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy,