Fifty Things chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Intro 1

Verse 1

Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby

But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that"

So Paul got mad and left in a hurry

Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat

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Verse 2

I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(And)

Verse 3
D 
 (D major) Somebody left a body in the basement
No I'm not sure just a' who it is
But Tamara went down there
G 
and saw it this morn (G major) ing
D 
 (D major) She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim

Verse 4

I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(And)

Verse 5
A 
No I won't do  (A major) your dishes
B 
A 
No  (B major) I won't clean  (A major) up this mess
B 
A 
 (B major) No I haven't got  (A major) any pills
B 
A 
 (B major) No I haven't got  (A major) any hash
B 
A 
 (B major) No I won't  (A major) do your dishes
F# 
I won't  (F sharp major) clean up this goddamn mess

Verse 6
D 
 (D major) Chuck got up and made
a cup of coffee
Stepped on a roach and
went back to bed
When Tina got up she saw the roach
"Is this for breakfast?"
is what she said

Verse 7

I've got fifty things to do

But I'll get back to you

(And)

Verse 8

Pat's comin' over about 2:30

Danny'll be here 'bout quarter to four

If one more person comes to see me

Gonna have to get a revolvin' door

Verse 9
B 
A 
B 
 (B major) No I haven't seen  (A major) your  (B major) skateboard
A 
I haven't seen your Black  (A major) Flag patch
B 
A 
No  (B major) I haven't seen  (A major) your records
B 
A 
I haven't  (B major) seen  (A major) any of that
B 
A 
 (B major) No I haven't seen  (A major) your skateboard
F# 
I haven't  (F sharp major) seen your Black Flag patch