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Fake ID easy guitar chords by 
Macklemore
N/A•
Verse 1
Em
When I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie told me where
I could get a fake ID
A
"Aiyo son you better get
Em
A
that shit when you in NY"
So I hopped on the subway and
Em
I gave it a try
A
Em
Plesant surprise the ID looked fine
5'9, blues eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the
store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they
sold me a 40"
Abb
Yeah, you know that I was the man
Buying the contraband with
A
a fake ass hologram
Abb
No more looking for bums,
Em
standing in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and giving
A
'em all my change
Bm
For the rest of the
A
summer man I was on fades
Em
17, had it made, getting drunk everyday
A
Eh, I got treated a whole new way
Abb
Because of a piece of plastic
Em
A
that proved I was of age
Verse 2
A
You know what I'm saying,
Abb
all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club
Verse 3
Abb
Now for the next three years I had
Em
Abb
so much fun
Em
Getting drunk in Hip- Hop clubs
where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking
A
Em
and I saw a sign
That said KRS- One 21 up and live
Bm
That's hella tight
Abb
Aiyo I heard he always
Em
Abb
A
Abb
Em
ripped it
A
So I hopped up in my Civic
and went out to by a ticket
Em
When I got up the the door
the bouncer checking ID's
A
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah
Em
we don't take these"
I tried to reach and grab
my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher
than Shaq, on crack
A
Em
I should've punched him, but
I would have reached his knee cap
Verse 4
And that probably wouldn't have
Abb
A
hurt him very much
Verse 5
Bm
D
A
He kept laughing and smilin' and he
Em
A
called me a dumb shit
Em
A
Em
Abb
Em
And if I would of let myself
Abb
A
Abb
I would have cried in public
A
Oh no, I'm like give it
Em
A
back bro
But no, my ID was jacked by the
Em
Caucasian Deebo
Verse 6
Em
Abb
Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was
D
Em
A
not funny and it's still not very funny fucker
Abb
Bitch
Verse 7
Em
A
why you
got to take my ID?
Abb
A
Why do I have to be 21 to drink
Em
D
Em
a Long Island Ice tea?
A
Em
A
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot tall legs
Abb
Bm
Abb
and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Em
Your mother is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a small
A
Em
dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
You're too big and
you never seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit
they give to KFC chickens
Bm
Em
Abb
I don't like ya, at all
A
Bm
D
I despise you
A
Abb
Em
If I was tall I would fight you
A
Em
If I was a dog I would bite you
Abb
Em
Abb
Every single day you make people cry
A
Abb
And your job is to go and ru
A
Em
in teenager's lives
Abb
Ok I'm going too far
A
bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands
Abb
A
and really strong dads
Abb
Em
But hopefully you
A
learned a lesson from me
Never take an MC's fake ID
Yup, I said never take an MC's fake ID
Verse 8
Abb
You could
A
be buff and tough,
it don't matter to me
'Cause you're going to
get burned if you step to MCs
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