How y'all doin there folks?
My name is Aberdeen Washington
hey gimme another beer bitch!
wipe it up with his towel
I pray to the lord the Cowboys win
and beat the hell outta them damn redskins
god damn right Im an American
got a picture of Regan above my fire
next to the deer I shot with my rifle
NRA hell yeah I support 'em
Mexicans, send em back over the boarder
or wherever they come from
thats right thats right thats right
and if you're not clapping your hands
the day Bin Laden comes to town
wipe my poop with his towel
and Imma watch some football
and beat the hell outta them
god damn right I'm American
I know you lost out there
but you're still 2 mavericks in my book
but i got a beer bong in my pants
what do ya say we go get shit faced
in a helicopter and kill a moose
man that guy is so damn cute
i don't wanna fuck terrorists
not I wanna fuck a terrorist
if you woulda caught bin laden
you wouldn't give him one
It doesn't count if it's terrorists
hey come sing the national
and just because Barrack Obama
won the presidential election
does not mean that half the country
doesn't feel the same way I do
Man I came to America yeah
And i live in America c'mon
dad And I live in America
little Aberdeen shut the fuck up