Everything You Know Is Wrong chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic 
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Key: D major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I was driving on the
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freeway in the fast lane
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With a rabid wolver ine in my un derwear
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When sud denly a guy be
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hind me in the back seat
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Popped right up and cupped his
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hands across my eyes
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I guessed, "Is it Un cle
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Frank or Cousin Louie?
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Is it Bob or Joe or Wal ter?
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Could it be Bill or Jim or
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Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
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I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we
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crashed into the truck
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And as I'm laying bleeding
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there on the as phalt
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Em
Fi nally I recognize the face of
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my hi bachi dealer
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Who takes off his pros thetic
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lips and tells me
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Everything you know is wrong
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Black is white,
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up is down and short is long
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E
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And everything you thought was just so
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F#m
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import ant does n't mat ter
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Everything you know is wrong
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Just forget the word s and sing along
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All you need to un derstand is
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Everything you know is wrong
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Verse 2
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I was walkin' to the kitchen for
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some Golden Grahams
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When I ac cidentally stepped in
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Bm
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to a alternate dimen sion
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And soon I was ab ducted by
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some aliens from space
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Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
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They sucked out my in ternal or gans
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And they took some Polaroids and
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said I was a darn good sport
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And as a way of saying thank you
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They offered to trans port me back to any
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point in history that I would care to go
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And so I had them send me
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back to last Thursday night
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So I could pay my phone bill on time
Em
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Just then the dis embodied head of Colonel
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F#m
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Sanders star ted yelling
Verse 3
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Everything you know is wrong
Black is white,
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up is down and short is long
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E
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And everything you thought was just so
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F#m
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import ant does n't matter
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Everything you know is wrong
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C#sus4
Just forget the word
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s an d sing along
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All you need to un derstand is
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Everything you know is wrong
Interlude 1
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Bm
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Am
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Dm
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Am
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Verse 4
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I was just about to mail a
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letter to my evil twin
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When I got a nasty pa per cut
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And, well, to make a long story short
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It got infected an d I died
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So now I'm up in heaven with St.
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Peter by the pearly gates
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And it's ob vious he doesn't like the
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Nehru jack et that I'm wearing
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He tell s me that they've
got a dress code
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Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
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But I get the room next to the noisy
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Em
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ice machine for all etern ity
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F#m
And every day he run s
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by scream ing
Verse 5
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Everything you know is wrong
Black is white,
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up is down and short is long
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And everything you thought was just so important
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doesn't matter
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Everything you know is wrong
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Just forget the word s an d sing along
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All you need to un derstand
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is
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Everything you know is wrong
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ChordsD C G A Bm...
D
C
G
A
Bm
E
Em
F#m
F#
F
C#sus4
Am
Bb
Dm
Eb
Fm
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