Everything You Know Is Wrong chords by Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
(D major) (C major) (G major) (A major)
(D major)
Verse 1
I was driving on the (G major)
freeway in (A major) the fast (D major) lane
With a rabid (G major) wolverine (A major) in my un (B minor) derwear
(A major) When sud (E major) denly a guy be
hind (A major) me in the back seat
Popped right (G major) up and cupped his
hands across my (D major) eyes
I guessed, "Is it Un (G major) cle
Frank (A major) or Cousin (D major) Louie?
Is it Bob or (G major) Joe or Wal (A major) ter?
Could it (B minor) be Bill or Jim (A major) or
Ed or (E major) Bernie or Steve?"
I probably (A major) would have kept on guessing
But about that time we
crashed into the (B minor) truck
And as I'm laying (E major) bleeding
there on the as (A major) phalt
Fi (D major) nally I (G major) recognize (D major) the face (E minor) of
my hibachi (G major) dealer
Who takes (A major) off his (G major) pros (A major) thetic (F sharp minor)
lips (A major) and tells me (D major)
Everything (G major) you know (A major) is wrong
(D major) Black is white,
up is down (G major) and short (A major) is (B minor) long
And everything (A major) (E major) you thought was just so (A major)
import (G major) ant (A major) does (F sharp minor) n't mat (E major) ter
Everything (D major) (G major) you know (A major) is wrong (D major)
Just forget the word (F sharp major) s and sing along (B minor)
All you (A major) need to un (E major) derstand is
Everything (G major) you (A major) know is wrong
(F major) (G major)
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Verse 2
(D major)
I was walkin' to the kitchen (G major) for
(A major) some Golden (D major) Grahams
When I ac (G major) cidentally stepped (A major) in
(F sharp major) to a (B minor) alternate (A major) dimen (E major) sion
And soon I was ab (A major) ducted by
some aliens from (G major) space
Who kinda looked like Jamie (D major) Farr
They sucked out my in (G major) ternal or (A major) gans
And they (D major) took some Polaroids and
(G major) said I was a (A major) darn good (F sharp major) sport
(B minor) And as a (A major) way of saying thank (E major) you
They offered to trans (A major) port me back to any
point in history that I would care to (B minor) go
And so I had them (E major) send me
back to last Thursday (A major) night
(D major) So I could (G major) pay my phone (D major) bill on time
(E minor) Just then the disembodied (G major) head of (A major) Colonel
Sanders (G major) star (F sharp minor) ted yelling (A major)
Verse 3
Everything (D major) (G major) you know (A major) is wrong (D major)
Black is white,
up is down (G major) and short (A major) is (B minor) long
And everything (A major) (E major) you thought was just so (A major)
import (G major) ant (A major) does (F sharp minor) n't (E major) matter
Everything (D major) (G major) you know (A major) is wrong
(D major) Just forget the word (C sharpsus4)
s an (F sharp major) d sing along (B minor)
All you (A major) need to un (E major) derstand is
Everything (G major) you (A major) know is wrong
Interlude 1
(D major) (G major) (A major) (G major) (B minor) (G major) (E major)
(F sharp major) (G major)
(A major) (C major) (F major) (G major)
(A minor) (B flat major) (A minor) (B flat major)
(G major) (C major) (D minor) (E flat major)
(F major) (F minor) (F sharp major) (A major) (A minor) (B flat major)
(G major) (C major) (A major) (D major)
Verse 4
I was just about to mail (G major) a
letter to (A major) my evil (D major) twin
When I got (G major) a nasty (A major) pa (B minor) per cut
(A major) And, well, to make (E major) a long story short
(A major) It got infected an (G major) d I died
So now (D major) I'm up in heaven with St.
(G major) Peter by (A major) the pearly (D major) gates
And it's ob (G major) vious he (A major) doesn't like the
(B minor) Nehru jack (A major) et that (E major) I'm wearing
He tell (A major) s me that they've
got a dress code
Well, (B minor) he lets me into heaven (E major) anyway
But I get (A major) the room (D major) next to the (G major) noisy
ice (D major) machine (E minor) for all etern (G major) ity
And every (A major) day (G major) he run (F sharp minor) s
by scream (A major) ing
Verse 5
Everything (D major) (G major) you know (A major) is (D major) wrong
Black is white,
up is down (G major) and short (A major) is (B minor) long
And everything (A major) you thought (E major) was just so important
doesn't (A major) matter (G major) (A major) (F sharp minor) (E major)
Everything (D major) (G major) you know (A major) is wrong
(D major) Just forget the words an (F sharp major) d sing along (B minor)
All you (A major) need to un (E major) derstand
is (G major) (A major) (G major) (A major)
Everything (D major) (G major) you (A major) know is wrong (D major)
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Weird Al Yankovic
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