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Everything You Know Is Wrong chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
D
C
G
A
D
Verse 1
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I was driving on the
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D
freeway in the fast lane
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A
Bm
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
A
E
When suddenly a guy be
A
hind me in the back seat
G
Popped right up and cupped his
D
hands across my eyes
G
I guessed, "Is it Uncle
A
D
Frank or Cousin Louie?
G
A
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Bm
A
Could it be Bill or Jim or
E
Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
A
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we
Bm
crashed into the truck
E
And as I'm laying bleeding
A
there on the asphalt
D
G
D
Em
Finally I recognize the face of
G
my hibachi dealer
A
G
A
F#m
Who takes off his prosthetic
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D
lips and tells me
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A
Everything you know is wrong
D
Black is white,
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A
Bm
up is down and short is long
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E
A
And everything you thought was just so
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A
F#m
E
important does n't matter
D
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong
F#
Bm
Just forget the words and sing along
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E
All you need to understand is
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A
Everything you know is wrong
F
G
Verse 2
D
G
I was walkin' to the kitchen for
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D
some Golden Grahams
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A
When I accidentally stepped in
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Bm
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E
to a alternate dimension
A
And soon I was abducted by
G
some aliens from space
D
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
G
A
They sucked out my internal organs
D
And they took some Polaroids and
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A
F#
said I was a darn good sport
Bm
A
E
And as a way of saying thank you
A
They offered to transport me back to any
Bm
point in history that I would care to go
E
And so I had them send me
A
back to last Thursday night
D
G
D
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Em
G
A
Just then the disembodied head of Colonel
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F#m
A
Sanders star ted yelling
Verse 3
D
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white,
G
A
Bm
up is down and short is long
A
E
A
And everything you thought was just so
G
A
F#m
E
important does n't matter
D
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
C#sus4
Just forget the word
F#
Bm
s and sing along
A
E
All you need to understand is
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
Interlude 1
D
G
A
G
Bm
G
E
F#
G
A
C
F
G
Am
Bb
Am
Bb
G
C
Dm
Eb
F
Fm
F#
A
Am
Bb
G
C
A
D
Verse 4
G
I was just about to mail a
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D
letter to my evil twin
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A
Bm
When I got a nasty paper cut
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E
And, well, to make a long story short
A
G
It got infected and I died
D
So now I'm up in heaven with St.
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A
D
Peter by the pearly gates
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A
And it's obvious he doesn't like the
Bm
A
E
Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
A
He tells me that they've
got a dress code
Bm
E
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
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D
G
But I get the room next to the noisy
D
Em
G
ice machine for all eternity
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G
F#m
And every day he runs
A
by screaming
Verse 5
D
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white,
G
A
Bm
up is down and short is long
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E
And everything you thought was just so important
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G
A
F#m
E
doesn't matter
D
G
A
Everything you know is wrong
D
F#
Bm
Just forget the words and sing along
A
E
All you need to understand
G
A
G
A
is
D
G
A
D
Everything you know is wrong
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