Eggplant Man chords by Key Wilde & Mr Clarke

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Verse 1
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Eb 
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Mu sic
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D 
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Pondering their plump nasi pokes
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is Vegetable Plants.
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Wondering why they take
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so long to grow.
D 
G 
Rows and rows of eggplant,
beans, peas, broccolini,
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cabbage and eggs.
G 
But where's the growth
and where are the crops he
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wants to know?
C 
The Eggplant Man lives in a land
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Ab 
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that won't let him eat his way out
Crunch, Munch, Time for Lunch
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D 
His flipper -flapping is in frustration
A 
D 
as the fellow flip -flops around the floor
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Waddling along with those
dangling sardines of his,
grunting and panting,
he reaches for knife or fork,
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of all the veggies to make a stew,
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D 
a vegetably stew.
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Bumbling round the greenhouse,
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G 
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humming a vegetable tune,
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Eb 
comes the egg eyed, egg head,
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egg shaped man.
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Slice and dice, add a little spice,
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on a bed of rice, hmmm,
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G 
won't that be nice?
That's all very well,
C 
but wait a minute, isn't that?
John the Rabbit secretly
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Bb 
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munching
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D 
Crunch Munch Time for lunch
His flipper flapping is frantic
A 
As the chappy chases the rabbit
D 
around the floor
G 
Waddling along with those
dangly sidebars of his
Grunting and panting he
reaches for knife
D 
Before cover the rabbit so he can do
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G 
Rabbit stew ooh hmm
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G 
Widdly do do do
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A 
Widdly do do do
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Widdly do do dee oomphah
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Widdly do do do
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Widdly do do do
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Widdly do
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Yeah!
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Lumpy plumpy,
Diddly dumpy,
Rabbit sitting on his rumpy
Laughing as the lumpy grumpy
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A 
Man goes by Miffy wipfy,
Diddly biffy
At the posture of a Galiffy
Giggling as the lumpy grumpy
E 
Man goes passing by
The Eggplant Man lives in a land
that still won't let him eat his way out
A 
Waddling along with those dangling side nods of his
grunting and panting he comes to his senses
There's really been no point
to this hoarding and wasting
There's plenty for me
and my new friend the rabbit
There's plenty for him
and his new friend the rabbit
In fact, there's plenty
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for everyone if we share
So there