Don't Use The W.C. chords by Paddy Roberts
Verse 1
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Cm
Bm
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Baug
Bm
Abdim
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Am
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The words of this next song
G
were written by some anonymous genius
in British Railways
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Eb
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before they were nationalised.
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Don't use the WC
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When the train is standing in the station
Am
D
Am
If you've got to go, then you've got to go
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Am
D
Before you reach your destination
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You'll be fined five quid
Abdim
D
if you lift the lid and put upon probation.
Am
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Am
So don't use the WC
D
when the train is standing
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Em
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D
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in the station.
C
Em
A
As you may imagine,
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the inspired words of the last song
were not long in gaining international
recognition
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and soon some of the big boys
were at them.
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G
Here is probably the best -known
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Gentlemen, must please refrain
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C#dim
From flushing toilets while the train
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Em
Is standing in the station.
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I love you.
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Workmen working underneath
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C#dim
Are apt to get it in the teeth
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Em
And they don't like it,
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A
D
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nor would you.
Don't Use The W.C.
Paddy Roberts
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