Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Don't Marry Her easy guitar chords by 
The Beautiful South
Intro 1
C
G
F
G
F
C
D
G
C
G
F
G
F
C
D
G
Verse 1
C
G
Think of you with pipe and slippers
F
G
Think of her in bed
F
C
Laying there just watching telly
D
G
Think of me instead
C
G
I'll never grow so old and flabby
F
G
That could never be
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Verse 2
C
G
And your love light shines like cardboard
F
G
But your work shoes are glistening
F
C
She's a PhD in "I told you so"
D
G
You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"
C
G
She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
F
G
Then slowly raise her knee
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Chorus 1
C
When the Sunday sun shines down
F
C
on San Francisco Bay
F
C
And you realize you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
F
C
Take the kiddies to the park
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Verse 3
C
G
Those lovely Sunday mornings
F
G
With breakfast brought in bed
F
C
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
D
G
Trying to peck your head
C
G
Those birds will peck your soul out
F
G
And throw away the key
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Verse 4
C
G
And the kitchen's always tidy
F
G
And the bathroom's always clean
F
C
She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
D
G
You've a first in "low esteem"
C
G
When your socks smell of angels
F
G
But your life smells of Brie
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Chorus 2
C
And the Sunday sun shines down
F
C
on San Francisco Bay
F
C
And you realize you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
F
C
Take the kiddies to the park
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Interlude 1
C
G
F
G
F
C
D
G
C
G
F
G
F
C
D
G
Interlude 2
C
G
F
G
F
C
D
G
C
G
F
G
F
G
C
Chorus 3
C
And the Sunday sun shines down
F
C
on San Francisco Bay
F
C
And you realize you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
F
C
Take the kiddies to the park
F
G
C
Don't marry her, fuck me
Learn to play Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South with GuitarTuna
Master Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South on guitar and explore 10000 tabs created by our verified editors.
Whether you're learning Don't Marry Her by The Beautiful South for the first time or perfecting your skills, GuitarTuna makes it easier to practice across guitar, bass and piano. Join 2 Million musicians already playing songs they love on GuitarTuna. Rated 4/5 on App Store.
Autoscroll20%
More songs to play
Join millions playing with GuitarTuna
- #1 Tuner
in AppStore & Google Play
- +
AppStore & Play rating
- M
Downloads worldwide
- k+
Songs available
Trusted by guitar players worldwide
Well-Designed App
Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
Secret weapon
Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”