Don't ever move a woman into your house chords by Jimmy witherspoon

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Now if you ever decide to
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take on a spouse
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Don't ever   move a
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woman into your house
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Now me and
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Sophonia was married a week
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From that very first day
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we didn't even speak
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She wanted to move in
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my mother    -in -law
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And as  today I  declared my war
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She said she didn't see
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But I told her she'd do it for
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my dead body
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into your house
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Don't ever move a into your house
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You'll regret it till you die indeed
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Now she moved in her father
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She moved     in her mother
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She moved in her sister
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And her two big brothers
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She moved in her chickens
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She moved in her hogs
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She even moved in
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Old cats and dogs
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They borrowed my razor
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They borrowed my dome
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They took my hat
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Ran off my dome
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They took my bed
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And then   what's more
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They had me  sleeping down
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Don't ever move a woman
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You'll regret it till you die one day
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They invited their friend
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They ate up my  popcorn
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and guzzled   my beer
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And every night before I
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They told me what to get
off my television
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Now that's just so much
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It was then when I
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started raising sand
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So I went into the closet
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and got       my gun
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Put her and her family
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both on the run
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Don't ever move a woman
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into your house
Never move a woman into your house
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You'll regret it till your dying day
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Now the very next
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morning came another   gent
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Who presented me
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with a document
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It     seems as though my
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wife had set the date
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For me to go up and
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see the master straight
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Now the jury in  the judge
said I was a phony
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Said, get out here, boy,
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get on be hind him
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Put out some alimony
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So I'm working 24
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hours a day
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And she stands on the corner
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when I get my pay
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Don't ever move a woman
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into your house
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Don't ever move a woman
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Don't ever move a woman
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You'll regret it till you die
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