Dog Eat Dog

Dog Eat Dog easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

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Transpose

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  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • A

  • G

  • Bm

    2
  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • A

  • G

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    2
  • Intro 1


    Found 
    a job 
    in a 
    great 
    big 
    Verse 1

    office 

    And 
    really 
    love 
    this 
    place 

    I got 
    my, 
    my 
    very 
    own 

    Scotch 
    tape 
    dis
    penser 

    And 
    got 
    a private 
    parking 
    space, 
    ha 

    Verse 2
    And 
    I, 
    got a 
    coffee 
    mug 

    with 
    my 
    name 
    right 
    on 
    it 

    In 
    big 
    bold 
    letters 
    so 
    everyone 

    knows 
    it's mine 

    Don't 
    even 
    touch 
    it, 
    'cause, 

    'cause 
    it 
    doesn't 
    belong 
    to 
    you 

    I'm 
    watching 
    you, 
    so 
    don't 
    get 
    funny 

    Verse 3
    I'm 
    climbing 
    up

    up 
    the 
    corporate 
    ladder 

    Watch 
    out
    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Nose 
    against 
    the grindstone, 

    it 
    feels 
    all 
    right 

    Watch 
    out
    well, 
    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog, 

    Interlude 1
    here we 
    go 


    Verse 4
    love 
    to watch 
    my 
    boss 
    get 
    angry 

    So 
    can 
    count 
    the veins 
    in 
    his 
    neck, 

    ha 

    Every 
    day 
    is 
    like 
    a picnic 

    Every 
    Fri
    day, 
    get 
    a check

    Well, 
    do I 
    Verse 5
    smell 
    jelly 
    donut

    s? 
    This is 
    my 
    lucky 
    day 

    I'll 
    have 
    some 
    coffee 
    with 

    carcinogenic sweetener 

    Hold 
    on 
    a minute, 

    just 
    one 
    more 
    jelly 
    donut 

    They'll 
    never 
    miss 
    it, 
    no, 

    they'll 
    never 
    miss 
    it 

    Verse 6
    I, 
    I'm climbing 
    up

    up 
    the 
    corporate 
    ladder 

    Watch 
    out
    well, 
    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Nose 
    against 
    the grindstone, 

    it 
    feels 
    all 
    right 

    Watch 
    out
    hey, 

    well, it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Verse 7
    Sometimes 
    I can't 
    believe 
    this 

    is all 
    really 
    happening 

    Sometimes 
    I can
    't 
    believe 
    that I'm 

    really 
    sitting 
    here 

    Sometimes 
    I tell 
    myself, 

    this is 
    not 
    my 
    beautiful 
    stapler 

    Sometimes 
    I tell 
    myself, 

    this is 
    not 
    my 
    beautiful 
    chair 

    Verse 8
    No- 
    duddi- o d- 
    du- 
    du- 
    oh- 
    ya, 

    ha, 
    ha 

    Verse 9
    Nobody's 
    sure 
    what 
    do 
    here 

    And, 
    ah, 
    that's 
    just 
    fine 
    with 
    me 

    Five 
    o'c
    lock 
    is 
    here 
    much 

    too 
    soon 
    now 

    'Cause 
    just 
    never 
    wanna 
    leave 

    Verse 10

    I can 
    bend 
    paper 
    clips 
    into 
    the 

    shapes 
    of small 
    animals 

    Maybe 
    could 
    get 
    on, 

    on 
    David 
    Letter
    man 

    think 
    I made 
    a big 
    mis
    take 

    Where's 
    my 
    liquid 
    pa
    per, 

    where's 
    my 
    liquid 
    paper 

    Verse 11
    I, 
    I'm 
    climbing 
    up

    way 
    up 
    the corporate 
    lad
    der 
    now 

    Watch 
    out
    well, it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Nose 
    against 
    the grindstone, 

    it 
    feels 
    all 
    right 

    Better 
    be care
    ful 
    now, 
    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Watch 
    me work, 
    hey, 
    hey, 
    stand 
    back 
    now 

    Look 
    out, 
    mama, 
    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 

    Nose 
    against 
    the grindstone, 

    it 
    feels 
    real 
    good 

    Hey, 
    Verse 12
    dog 
    eat 
    dog, 
    here we 
    go 
    (doggy doggy 
    dog 
    dog, 

    it's 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog) 

    I said 
    pang- 
    ang, 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog 
    (woof woof, 

    hey 
    hey, 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog) 

    said, 
    (sound), dog 
    eat 
    dog 
    (here we go, 

    ha, 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog) 

    La la ha 
    he, 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog, 
    la 
    la 
    ha 
    he, 

    dog 
    eat 
    dog 
    (ruff ruff, 
    dog 
    eat 
    dog, 
    dog 
    eat dog) 

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