oh you, whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
The answer to my question,
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
Here comes a blushing bride,
just as steady as he brought her
While the groom has got the ring,
and it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother said don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
can you hear it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
on the bedpost overnight?
are one to send their honoured son
it's the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
A bonnie burning question
What has swept this continent?
If tin whistles are made of tin
What do they make foghorns out of?
Lose its flavour on the bedpost
Says don't chew it, do you swallow
Lose its flavour on the bedpost
On the bed, phone, overnight
and I want to hold you tight
On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
On the bed, phone, overnight
A is a dollar and a dime is
He's singing another chorus
but he hasn't got the time
On the bed, phone, overnight