Disco biscuits (matt foley's return) chords by Heath mcnease
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Verse 1
All the (G major) ladies readin'
Twilight (C major) (B flat major)
(G major) Feel so, (C major) feel so muscular
Feel so muscular
(G major) I (F major) had to change (G major) plans
And (F major) live in my van
(G major) Down by the river where they
(C major) talk through (G major) cans
Proud nephew of
(F major) Uncle
Sam
Feet (G major) off (C major) the carpet, walk on your (F major) hands
(G major) It's the beards that the (D minor) women enjoy
Be (G major) st friends (C major) lookin' like the
Oak
Ridge
(F major) Boys
So (G major) predisposed (F major) to make noise
South (G major) ern by (C major) birth, rednecks by choice
Killing (G major) our (F major) time in backwater
Mr.
(G major) Mail (C major) box meet
Louisville (F major) slugger
Fol (G major) lowing my (F major) strut like sheep
to the slaughter
Preach (G major) er man (C major) said meet me at the (F major) altar
(G major) But all of my friend (D minor) s
have gone fishing
With (G major) their six (C major) packs and
their disco bis (F major) cuits
(G major) Listening to
(F major) Cisco's big hits
(G major) Church (C major) quiet like a get -mo
(F major) Christmas
It (G major) takes all (C major) kinds in this business
(G major) The seraph and the (C major) sheriff and the victims
And des (D minor) pite all your
(F major) Peter
Pan (C major) wishes
It (G major) takes a criminal to (F major) know what the gift is
(G major) Yeah, (C major) see what you're (G minor) dealing
with right (B flat major) now is corporate
Georgi (C major) a's finest
(G major) Move, get out the (F major) way
Dirty
(G major) South repres (C major) entin' all day
If you're gonna spend
(F major) more than you make
Baby, just (G major) send a
Blake (C major) check my way
I (F major) said, (G major) move, step off the (D minor) porch
Five (G major) mics and a (C major) knife and a sword (F major)
(G major) See, mama didn't (F major) raise no quitter I'm
(G major) just living (C major) in a van down by the river
Na, (G major) (D minor) na, na, na, (G major) na, (C major) na, na, na
Na, (F major) (G major) (C major) na, na, (G major) na, na, (C major) na, na
I'm (F major) on some (G major) two thumbs up,
(F major) even a roper
Smoke (G major) so (C major) thick like
Cheech at the toaster
Heats (G major) in the holster, (F major) heats on the poster
Reach (G major) for the (C major) poachers,
drink with no (F major) coasters
You (G major) sit sulkin' in (D minor) a
Kevlar vest
Sweat (G major) in' bullets (C major) over the paternity test (F major)
(G major) Mari
Povich (F major) constantly closes
Out (G major) of pro (C major) portion, out of my
Porsches
(G major) I bring the forces, (F major) freakin' gorgeous
Eatin' (G major) gore, but it's (C major) im ported,
freakin' imported
(F major) Heats, (G major) it can destroy ya,
I (F major) think I'll abort ya
Prob (G major) ably best to (C major) feed this,
let me keep thinkin' for (F major) ya
It's (G major) the ego the (D minor) wo men despise I (G major) knew
this (C major) hubris would be my de (F major) mise
Steady (G major) marching on a (F major) humbler pie
But (G major) still too (C major) proud to admit
you were right (B flat major) (C major)
(F major) Je sus, (B flat major) give me (C major) the strength of a man
(G major) Moves, get out the (F major) way
Dirty
(G major) South repres (C major) enting all day
If (G major) you're gonna spend
more than you (F major) make
Baby, just (G major) send a
Blake (C major) check my way (F major) (G major)
(D minor) (G major) (C major) (F major) (G major) (C major) (G major) (C major)
like
(F major) Louis
(G major) Armstrong, play that (F major) trumpet I'll (G major) hit that (C major) bump,
edit (F major) button or somethin'
(G major) no man is (F major) an island dog but (G major) I'm king of
the (C major) one I'm residing on
Ooooooooh, ooooh, (F major) ooooo (G minor) h,
oooooh, oooo (C major) h
Move, (G major) get out the way
(F major) Dirty (G major) south repres (C major) entin' all day
If (B flat major) (C major) you're gonna spend
(G major) more than you (F major) make
Baby, just (G major) send a blake (C major) check my way
I (F major) said (G major) move, step off the (D minor) porch
Five (G major) mics and a (C major) knife and a sauce
(G major) See, mama didn't (F major) raise no quitter
I'm (G major) just livin' (C major) in a van down by the river
Na, (G major) (D minor) na, na, na, (G major) na, (C major) na, na
Na, (F major) (G major) na, na, na, na, na
All the fellas in capri pants
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