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Disco biscuits (matt foley's return) chords by 
Heath Mcnease
N/A•
Verse 1
G
All the ladies readin'
C
Bb
Twilight
G
C
Feel so, feel so muscular
Feel so muscular
G
F
G
I had to change plans
F
And live in my van
G
Down by the river where they
C
G
talk through cans
Proud nephew of
F
Uncle
Sam
G
C
F
Feet off the carpet, walk on your hands
G
Dm
It's the beards that the women enjoy
G
C
Best friends lookin' like the
Oak
Ridge
F
Boys
G
F
So predisposed to make noise
G
C
Southern by birth, rednecks by choice
G
F
Killing our time in backwater
Mr.
G
C
Mailbox meet
F
Louisville slugger
G
F
Following my strut like sheep
to the slaughter
G
C
F
Preacher man said meet me at the altar
G
Dm
But all of my friends
have gone fishing
G
C
With their six packs and
F
their disco biscuits
G
Listening to
F
Cisco's big hits
G
C
Church quiet like a get -mo
F
Christmas
G
C
It takes all kinds in this business
G
C
The seraph and the sheriff and the victims
Dm
And despite all your
F
Peter
C
Pan wishes
G
F
It takes a criminal to know what the gift is
G
C
Gm
Yeah, see what you're dealing
Bb
with right now is corporate
C
Georgia's finest
G
F
Move, get out the way
Dirty
G
C
South representin' all day
If you're gonna spend
F
more than you make
G
Baby, just send a
C
Blake check my way
F
G
Dm
I said, move, step off the porch
G
C
F
Five mics and a knife and a sword
G
F
See, mama didn't raise no quitter I'm
G
C
just living in a van down by the river
G
Dm
G
C
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
F
G
C
G
C
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
F
G
I'm on some two thumbs up,
F
even a roper
G
C
Smoke so thick like
Cheech at the toaster
G
F
Heats in the holster, heats on the poster
G
C
Reach for the poachers,
F
drink with no coasters
G
Dm
You sit sulkin' in a
Kevlar vest
G
C
F
Sweatin' bullets over the paternity test
G
Mari
F
Povich constantly closes
G
C
Out of proportion, out of my
Porsches
G
F
I bring the forces, freakin' gorgeous
G
C
Eatin' gore, but it's im ported,
freakin' imported
F
G
Heats, it can destroy ya,
F
I think I'll abort ya
G
C
Probably best to feed this,
F
let me keep thinkin' for ya
G
Dm
G
It's the ego the wo men despise I knew
C
F
this hubris would be my demise
G
F
Steady marching on a humbler pie
G
C
But still too proud to admit
Bb
C
you were right
F
Bb
C
Je sus, give me the strength of a man
G
F
Moves, get out the way
Dirty
G
C
South representing all day
G
If you're gonna spend
F
more than you make
G
Baby, just send a
C
F
G
Blake check my way
Dm
G
C
F
G
C
G
C
like
F
Louis
G
F
G
C
Armstrong, play that trumpet I'll hit that bump,
F
edit button or somethin'
G
F
G
no man is an island dog but I'm king of
C
the one I'm residing on
F
Gm
Ooooooooh, ooooh, oooooh,
C
oooooh, ooooh
G
Move, get out the way
F
G
C
Dirty south representin' all day
Bb
C
If you're gonna spend
G
F
more than you make
G
C
Baby, just send a blake check my way
F
G
Dm
I said move, step off the porch
G
C
Five mics and a knife and a sauce
G
F
See, mama didn't raise no quitter
G
C
I'm just livin' in a van down by the river
G
Dm
G
C
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
F
G
Na, na, na, na, na, na
All the fellas in capri pants
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