Did I Step On Your Trumpet? chords by Danielson

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Intro 1

Verse 1

Oh no!

Verse 2

Did I step on your trumpet

Or did I lump

Lump them in with you?

(Did he step on your trumpet

Or did he lump?)

Verse 3
Em 
I  (E minor) put your name on the ballot
'Cause you should run
G 
Em 
 (G major) Though you don't  (E minor) want to
(He put your name on the ballot
G 
Em 
Thought you should  (G major)  (E minor) run)

Verse 4

I been called the wet blanket By cranks

who I outrank

With no thanks

Who do not have a clue

Verse 5
Em 
 (E minor) Yes, I know how to be quiet
Just one more thing
C 
 (C major) I  made you something
Em 
 (E minor) (He thinks he knows how to be quiet
C 
B 
Made you  (C major)  (B major) something)

Verse 6

I wro te for you a lovely sonnet

'Bout two great friends

Yours truly and you

Verse 7

We'll grant just one so cial skill

Share a gesture of good will

Verse 8
C 
 (C major) How
Em 
I try  (E minor) 
C 
D 
C 
 (C major) To relate  (D major)  (C major) 
With
A 
My ship (A major) mates
B 
A 
 (B major) Then I just start  (A major) blurting out the
Em 
B 
C 
 (E minor) first thing my mind  (B major)  (C major) 

Verse 9
Em 
 (E minor) How'm I looking in your
frilly bonnet
With a diamond on it?
C 
B 
I  (C major) guess I bet (B major) ter go
Em 
 (E minor) (How's he looking in your frilly bonnet
With a diamond on it?)

Verse 10

I'm a people magnet

When I wear your jacket

Good luck getting this

Verse 11
Em 
Pleasing people  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
Is  (C major) so pre (E minor) dictable
D 
We love  (D major) you now
Then stab you how many
C 
Em 
Times  (C major) I obsess  (E minor) 
C 
And am making  (C major) a mess
Em 
D 
 (E minor) Failing to im (D major) press you
C 
In all that I  (C major) can't do

Verse 12
Em 
Would you  (E minor) take care of my pet parrot
And feed him, please?
C 
 (C major) He speaks less than me
Em 
(Would you  (E minor) take care of his pet parrot
And kill him, please?)

Verse 13
Em 
You speak  (E minor) so much about my casket
My body basket
C 
Em 
Did  (C major) I do something  (E minor) wrong?
(You speak so much about his casket
B 
His body  (B major) basket)
C 
We'll grant one more so (C major) cial clue The

Verse 14

landfill shall be home to you

Verse 15
C 
D 
 (C major) All my  (D major) ships
A 
Sailing rela (A major) tions
D 
A 
 (D major) Have finally found  (A major) 
B 
A 
 (B major) Who I am made  (A major) out be
B 
Me and free  (B major) 

Verse 16
Of
C 
Em 
 (C major) Pleasing people  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
Is  (C major) so pre (E minor) dictable
D 
We love  (D major) you now
Then stab you how many
C 
Times  (C major) I obsess
Em 
C 
 (E minor) And am making  (C major) a mess
Em 
D 
 (E minor) Failing to im (D major) press you