Key: D major
Intro 1
D
G
Verse 1
A
D
Well, I bought me a Gralis,
a Caliputti Brew
Bought a nickel bag
of some stuff
my buddy just grew
A
G
I bought some new strings
for this beat -up old guitar
and a case of PBR
when I filled up my truck
Bought a couple scratch tickets
thing I can't seem to do
if you dealt me two jokers
My car's been gettin' worse
You know that there's a curse
I can't buy me
A single -handed poker
If you dealt me two chokers
My car's been gettin' worse
A
D
You know that there's a curse
Well, I bought a new recliner
and a flat screen TV
I bought a cable package,
and a pair of blue jeans
and a pack of white tees
I bought a new gun
and a scope I didn't need
A
G
The deal that I got was just
too good to be true
that I just can't do
if you dealt me two chokers
my cards been getting worse
you know that there's a curse
Can't buy me a single -handed poker
if you dealt me two chokers
My car's been gettin' worse
A
D
You know that there's a curse
Well, I bought a new house
With lots of land and a barn
Forty -five beggars
That are fit to be farmed
A
G
Bought me some cows
Some pigs and a goat
So I bought myself a boat
The sheep runs like a dream
Bought a new Harley
Man, that bike can really scream
Too good to be true
That I just can't do
A single -handed poker
If you dealt me two jokers
My cards been getting worse
You know that there's a curse
I can't buy me
A single -handed poker
If you dealt me two chokers
My cards been getting worse
A
D
G
You know that there's a curse
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD G A
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