Dealt 2 Jokers chords by Junior Raimey

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Intro 1

Verse 1
A 
D 
Well,  (A major) I bought  (D major) me a Gralis,
a Caliputti Brew
Bought a nickel bag
of some stuff
my buddy just grew
A 
G 
 (A major) I  bought some  (G major) new strings
for this beat -up old guitar
A 
Bought  (A major) a fifth of penalty
and a case of PBR
D 
Bought two  (D major) packs of smokes
when I filled up my truck
Bought a couple scratch tickets
A 
and a couple megabuck (A major) s
G 
I  (G major) scratched off the cards, won 20 on two
A 
But  (A major) there's one damn
thing I can't seem to do
D 
I can't  (D major) buy me a single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
if you dealt me two jokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holdin' nothin'
My car's been gettin' worse
D 
I got a  (D major) dead man sayin'
You know that there's a curse
I can't buy me
A single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
If you dealt me two chokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holdin' nothin'
My car's been gettin' worse
G 
I got a  (G major) dead man sayin'
A 
D 
You know  (A major) that there's a  (D major) curse
Well, I bought a new recliner
and a flat screen TV
I bought a cable package,
A 
you could watch what she  (A major) plays
G 
I  (G major) bought some new boots
and a pair of blue jeans
A 
 (A major) I  bought some new socks
and a pack of white tees
D 
I  (D major) bought a new lap, she hunts like a dream
I bought a new gun
and a scope I didn't need
A 
G 
 (A major) The  (G major) deal that I got was just
too good to be true
A 
But there's  (A major) one damn thing
that I just can't do
D 
Can't  (D major) buy me a single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
if you dealt me two chokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holding nothing,
my cards been getting worse
D 
I got a  (D major) dead man saying,
you know that there's a curse
Can't buy me a single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
if you dealt me two chokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holdin' nothin'
My car's been gettin' worse
G 
I got a  (G major) dead man sayin'
A 
D 
You know  (A major) that there's a  (D major) curse
Well, I bought a new house
With lots of land and a barn
Forty -five beggars
That are fit to be farmed
A 
G 
Bought  (A major)  (G major) me some cows
Some pigs and a goat
A 
Bought  (A major) my girl a new car
So I bought myself a boat
D 
I bought me  (D major) a new tractor
The sheep runs like a dream
Bought a new Harley
Man, that bike can really scream
G 
I  (G major) got a smoking deal
Too good to be true
A 
But there's  (A major) one damn thing
That I just can't do
D 
I can't  (D major) buy me
A single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
If you dealt me two jokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holding nothing
My cards been getting worse
D 
I got a  (D major) dead man saying
You know that there's a curse
I can't buy me
A single -handed poker
G 
I don't  (G major) think I'd win
If you dealt me two chokers
A 
I  (A major) ain't been holding nothing
My cards been getting worse
G 
I got a  (G major) dead man saying
A 
D 
G 
You know  (A major) that there's a  (D major) curse  (G major) 
A 
 (A major) You