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(D major) Darryl Stokes, that dumb samba
Almost (G major) shot Santa Claus
(D major) He was laying on the couch
on Christmas Eve
Over (E major) at his sister -in -law's (A major)
When he (D major) heard something
walking up on the roof
He laid down (G major) his Christmas spirit
And (D major) went and got the same .357 Magnum
That Santa (A major) brought him last year (D major)
And Darryl Stokes, that dumb samba
started shoot (G major) ing in the fireplace
(D major) he blowed all the buckles
off of Santa's boots
and left powder (E major) burns on his face (A major)
he didn't realize (D major)
Santa had a heart condition
and (G major) it was a Christmas mess
when the (D major) youngins come downstairs
and found Darryl (A major) pumping
on Santa's chest (D major)
and Darryl Stokes that dumb son of a
gave Santa (G major) a heart attack (D major)
but with some .P .R. he'd learned in prison
he was (E major) able (E minor) to (E major) bring him back (A major)
And there's a (D major) split -level
house in Tennessee
that was wrapped (G major) in a Christmas glue
They called 911 (D major) and the paramedics
took Santa (A major) to the emergency room (D major)
And Darryl Stokes, that dumb son of a...
felt bad (G major) about what he did
(D major) The least he could do was
to try to save Christmas
and (E major) not disappoint the kid (A major) s
So he (D major) hooked the reindeer to his GTO
and that (G major) is the reason
folks, if ya (D major) gifts don't get
here til late September,
you can (A major) thank that dumb son of a
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. . . Daryl Stones!
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Darryl Stokes (That Dumb Sonofa) Almost Killed Santa Claus
Tim Wilson
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