Dad jokes chords by Colin Buchanan

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Verse 1
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Colin Buchanan, Father's Day,
how can you help the young men of
Australia
catch up with the tradition?
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Take a tiny pinch of humour
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A little dash of       fun
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The slightest little smidge of wit
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And a bucket full of pun
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Find an awkward moment
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Crank it up and let one  go
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It takes a special lack of talent
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to  do dad jokes like a pro.
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Dad jokes are bad jokes,
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it's sad but it's true.
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If you love your dad's jokes,
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the joke is on you.
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Dad jokes are bad jokes,
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I'm sorry to say.
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They're a joke
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with the funny bits taken away.
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Keep it  inappropriate,
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don't think about your choice.
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If at first they do not laugh,
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try a funny voice.
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Pay a  surgeon
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to remove your sense of humour gland.
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It takes absolute commitment
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to do dad jokes like a man.
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Dad jokes are bad jokes,
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it's sad but it's true.
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If you love your dad's jokes,
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the joke is on you.
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Dad jokes are bad jokes,
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I'm sorry to  say.
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They're a joke
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with the funny bits taken away.
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You'll be singing it by then.
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So if you can't raise a  chuckle
And if they don't like your puns
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That were clever on the BBC in 1951
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You're the king,
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absolute king of     corny
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So let the bad times roll
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You're an absolute fun factory
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With no quality control
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Singing dad jokes are bad jokes
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It's sad but it's true
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If you love your dad's jokes
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The joke is on you
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Dad's jokes are bad jokes
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I'm sorry to say
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They're a joke
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With the funny bits
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Taken away
Congratulations.
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