I left my heart in Hollywood,
I took it back when I thought I should
Before the California sun went down,
down, down, the coast highways
Too much money, too much pain,
too much life slipping down the drain
I must be crazy for Hollywood
I saw those friends from the TV
Elisa Kudrow, yeah, she sings like me
They weren't happy like I'd seen them
I really thought that I knew them
They must be crazy for Hollywood
If you've got a million dollars
For a piece of sacred ground
And a thousand square foot bungalow
Just a little bit run down
Find someone to believe in you
And you'll be on your way
And they will say, they will say
He must be crazy for Hollywood
Well don't look now, there's Billy Bob
He's got a big vial of Hollywood blood
Didn't you hear what I said?
It ain't polite to stare.
He's a mover, he's a shaker.
He was once a Shanky's pizza maker.
If you've got a million dollars,
Don't let those false impressions
Find someone to believe in
and claim that what is real
Find your way to better days
or you'll go crazy for Hollywood
I left my heart in Hollywood,
I took it back when I thought I should
Before the California sun
Too much money, too much fun
Too much livin' on the run
I must be crazy for Hollywood
I must be crazy for Hollywood