Corporate Bitch chords by Laura Michelle Kelly

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Verse 1
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I have an itch to be a corporate bitch
In a suit, with stockings and high,
high heels
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And my long, long legs
You know I'd hide
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Then again, I'd also fight
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Anyone who underperforms
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Am 
Always plainly the dregs
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Am 
I  jog in  to work at six
Cause that's how I get my kicks
Macchiato in my suite
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Cause I take my coffee neat
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The only boys I would employ
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F 
Would be hunky, hot    and toy
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So that I could just harass
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Their tight little asses
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I wanna be a mover, a shaker
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I wanna be a CEO queen
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I wanna rock a private investment scene
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So that their deal
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Would need my cor    porate bitch seal
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I  have a niche
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To be a rich, kitsch, bitch
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Manicure, a massage, a la blanche
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Followed by a painless Brazilian
And a wall on my wall
Tells me I could have it all
I would like to bankrupt you
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And still have a kid or two
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I'd take a week from work
So that I could carry them
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And if they didn't   arrive on time
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It's a     cesarean
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I wanna be a mover, shaker,
a fashionista, ball -breaker
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I wanna be a CEO, queen,
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I     wanna rock the scene
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The paparazzi will take pictures
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of my dynasty of bitches
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I have an itch to be ruthless in my pitch,
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to be a system -bucking,
eyebrow -plucking,
tantrum -chugging, corporate bitch!
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