If you don't use this nasty stuff don't start,
but if you're hopelessly addicted
I guess you got to find something
good to say about a bad habit.
Yeah, makes me feel so good
Copenhagen Way, I know it should well
I put a little chew in my mouth
go spitting slobbering on around the
Well, took a chew just the other night
And it made me feel just fine
So I grabbed my honey baby
And I ditched her old behind
She said, you better spit
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
Well, I put a little chew in my mouth,
Well, I was sittin' in a bar room
Drankin' beer and talkin'
but I had no place to spit
So I spit a stream out on the floor
and a bouncer flung me out the door
Copenhagen, the way I know it should
I put a little juice in my mouth
Goes spittin' and a -slobberin'
Well, that's a cure -all, too
Cures fits, warts, and freckles
Coughs, colds, runny nose
Guarantees not to rip, run, or snag
Makes conception a wonder
A child's birth a pleasure
Man, Prince, sure does beat
singing all them old love
Well, Toby, that is a love song.
Women are gonna love this.