Control Alt Delete chords by Lotek

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Intro 1

Verse 1
A5 
Time after time,
computer won't start
So the next reboot will be a kick in its arse
If it don't start soon
then it's gonna get smashed
I'll bring new meaning to
A 
my computer's crash
A5 
It dashed my plans to sit and surf the web
So this jumped up calculator's
getting hurt instead
There's only one thing
that stopped it from getting tossed
Am 
A little voice in my head said,
Dm 
C 
Remember how much it cost?
E 
So instead of seeing if my desktop
could do the bird
I decided to pay a visit
Am 
A 
to the neighbourhood nerd
E 
I carried the computer
Dm 
A 
all the way on my back
E 
But all he said when I got there was,
A 
Should've brought a Mac
A5 
Now if you ask me,
the expense is unnecessary
You can keep your overhyped
fashion accessory
But if I speak the truth,
my computer's screwed
In this situation, only one thing to do
CTRL -ALT -DELETE
Press CTRL -ALT -DELETE
Turn it off and on again
If I don't work, I'm PIG
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding,
end task, repeat
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
C 
I  got a brand new system
F 
Dm 
with a Pentium  Core
F 
E 
State of the art, half the price of G4
Dm 
It should never ever crash, touch wood
But you know,
A 
deep down I knew it just could
A5 
And one day it did, to my dismay
I saw nothing but a blue
screen on my display
Now this may well be a debatable question
But what on earth is a fatal
Am 
exception?
A5 
Whatever it is,
it don't sound constructive
The technical term is,
Am 
you're shut down busted
A5 
I put my trust in Bill Gates
and he didn't deliver
But the thought of buying Macs
always gives me the shivers
Maybe it's just me and I'm
way too stubborn
But maybe I want a mouse
that's got more than one button
Whatever it is, you know it's all
academic
My computer's down, man,
send for a medic
Control -Alt -Delete,
press Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
in fact don't work
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
C 
Am 
A5 
It could be Worm Blast or What I Love You
It could be Adware or Spyware,
I don't got a clue
But what I do know is that
something's wrong
Each and every home computer
is a ticking time bomb
Set to go off when you least expect it
So now it's all backed up,
I check and double check it
Saved to my server, CD and USB
So even worst case I won't
Am 
C 
lose my new LP
A5 
It seems computers got
a mind of their own
And this is how it might sound
if they could rhyme on their own
A 
It'd be like I'm the one
E 
who endangers your data
You can say, now, I'll just corrupt it later
And even though my talking
is like Stephen Hawking
You can't be the computer,
A 
cause we keep es corting
A5 
So careful where you're storing
your waves and your text
Today I'm made of circuitry,
A 
one day I'll take a breath
A5 
Control -Alt -Delete,
press Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Ctrl -Alt -Delete, press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Am 
Enter, no responding, enter
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
A5 
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
This computer's got my life,
should never do it at high speed
Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Enter, no responding,
Am 
C 
shut down, you freak
Am 
Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
A5 
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Am 
A5 
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
Am 
press Ctrl -Alt -De lete
F 
Enter, no responding, shut down