Key: C minor•
Intro 1
Fm
Ab
Fm
C
Fm
C5
Verse 1
computer won't start
So the next reboot will be a kick in its arse
If it don't start soon
then it's gonna get smashed
I'll bring new meaning to
C5
It dashed my plans to sit and surf the web
So this jumped up calculator's
getting hurt instead
There's only one thing
that stopped it from getting tossed
Fm
Eb
Remember how much it cost?
could do the bird
I decided to pay a visit
Cm
C
to the neighbourhood nerd
Fm
C
all the way on my back
the expense is unnecessary
You can keep your overhyped
fashion accessory
But if I speak the truth,
my computer's screwed
In this situation, only one thing to do
CTRL -ALT -DELETE
Press CTRL -ALT -DELETE
Turn it off and on again
If I don't work, I'm PIG
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding,
end task, repeat
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Control -Alt -Delete, press
Control -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
Ab
Fm
with a Pentium Core
Ab
G
State of the art, half the price of G4
But you know,
I saw nothing but a blue
screen on my display
Now this may well be a debatable question
But what on earth is a fatal
it don't sound constructive
The technical term is,
and he didn't deliver
But the thought of buying Macs
always gives me the shivers
Maybe it's just me and I'm
way too stubborn
But maybe I want a mouse
that's got more than one button
Whatever it is, you know it's all
academic
My computer's down, man,
send for a medic
Control -Alt -Delete,
press Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
in fact don't work
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
End task, no responding, end task
Eb
Cm
C5
It could be Worm Blast or What I Love You
It could be Adware or Spyware,
I don't got a clue
But what I do know is that
something's wrong
Each and every home computer
is a ticking time bomb
Set to go off when you least expect it
So now it's all backed up,
I check and double check it
Saved to my server, CD and USB
So even worst case I won't
Cm
Eb
lose my new LP
a mind of their own
And this is how it might sound
if they could rhyme on their own
You can say, now, I'll just corrupt it later
And even though my talking
is like Stephen Hawking
You can't be the computer,
your waves and your text
Today I'm made of circuitry,
press Control -Alt -Delete
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Ctrl -Alt -Delete, press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Repeat, Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
This computer's got my life,
should never do it at high speed
Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
press Ctrl -Alt -Delete
Enter, no responding,
Cm
Eb
shut down, you freak
Cm
C5
Turn it off and on again,
if that don't work, repeat
Ctrl -Alt -Delete,
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