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Coffee Table Song chords by 
Edwyn Collins
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Intro 1
G
D
G
C
G
What is your number?
Verse 1
C
G
My number is zero
D
G
C
G
And what is your colour?
C
G
D
G
My colour is blue
C
G
What is your secret?
C
G
D
G
Why that would be telling
Well what is your problem?
C
G
D
My problem is you
Em
I'll
Verse 2
C
D
turn my back on it all
C
G
I'll stand, and I'll face
C
G
C
D
My living room wall
C
D
Well that's really something
G
Verse 3
What is your star sign?
C
G
D
G
You've got to be kidding
C
G
Well what is the answer?
D
G
I wish I knew
What is the time?
Em
G
It's time I was leaving
D
G
C
D
G
Why what is your problem?
C
G
My problem is you
Interlude 1
D
Em
C
D
C
G
C
D
C
D
G
C
G
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
C
D
G
Verse 4
Tell me something that I don't know
C
G
Make it brief, to the point,
C
G
like a fatal blow
D
Since time out of mind I have
loved you so
There's a place I know
where we both could go
C
I would swim the seven seas
I would crawl upon my knees
D
Just to get there
I would crawl upon my knees
C
I would swim the seven seas
D
Just to get there or be there,
somewhere out there
C
Like a fatal blow, like an open sore
Like a heart that's torn in two
D
That's really something
Outro 1
D
C
D
C
D
G
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