Coffee Table Song chords by Edwyn Collins

SimplifiedG · D · C · Em

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Intro 1

What is your number?

Verse 1
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My number is zero
D 
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And what is your colour?
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My colour is blue
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What is your secret?
C 
G 
D 
G 
Why that would be telling
Well what is your problem?
C 
G 
D 
My problem is you
Em 
I'll

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Verse 2

turn my back on it all

I'll stand, and I'll face

My living room wall

Well that's really something

Verse 3
What is your star sign?
C 
G 
D 
G 
You've got to be kidding
C 
G 
Well what is the answer?
D 
G 
I wish I knew
What is the time?
Em 
G 
It's time I   was leaving
D 
G 
C 
D 
G 
Why what is your problem?
C 
G 
My problem is you

Interlude 1
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Em 
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Verse 4
Tell me something that I don't know
C 
G 
Make it brief, to the point,
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like a fatal blow
D 
Since time out of mind I have
loved you so
There's a place I know
where we both could go
C 
I would swim the seven seas
I would crawl upon my knees
D 
Just to get there
I would crawl upon my knees
C 
I would swim the seven seas
D 
Just to get there or be there,
somewhere out there
C 
Like a fatal blow, like an open sore
Like a heart that's torn in two
D 
That's really something