Cocktails for Two chords by Stan Freberg

SimplifiedG · D · Esus4 · G#aug · A …

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Em
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Verse 1
Well, here now is my favorite arranger,
Billy May,
with the Judd Conlon Rhythm Airs
and a rather unusual version
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of Cocktails for Two.
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Billy?
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Oh, what delight to    be given the right
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to be carefree and gay once again.
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No longer slinking,
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respectively drinking,
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like civilized ladies and men,
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no longer nibbling
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A charming scene like
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this
Yeah, well,
where's the rest of it, Billy?
That was only the verse.
That was only the verse of the song.
Well, everybody knows
the chorus of this turkey.
Come on,
will you please play the chorus?
No, man.
Look, I'm not knocking the way you played the verse,
you understand, but aren't you really going to play the chorus for us?
No, man.
That's worse than waiting for
the other shoe to drop.
Thanks.