Cavernous Ass chords by Koit

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Verse 1
G 
 (G major) There's a secret that I mustn't tell,
C 
but  (C major) it's funny and I might as well.
G 
 (G major) It's surrounded by a gate of hair,
I keep my precious items
stored in there.
I've got an airplane, I've got a llama,
F 
D 
I've got some great  (F major) stained  (D major) glass.
G 
I've got a  (G major) tractor
and several dolphins
F 
D 
G 
in my cav (F major) ernous  (D major) ass  (G major) 
My butt's stinging and
the sphinx does roar
C 
But  (C major) I'm a hoarder and I
Am 
must have more  (A minor) 
G 
 (G major) I've got a big foot,
I've got some truncheons
F 
D 
I'm storing tons  (F major) of  (D major) brass
G 
I've got some  (G major) house bricks
and lots of toasters
F 
D 
G 
In my cav (F major) ernous  (D major) as (G major) s
I've got a dustbin,
I've got a portrait,
F 
D 
I'm keeping pigs  (F major) off  (D major) grass.
G 
I've got a  (G major) building,
and petrol tankers,
F 
D 
in my caber (F major)  (D major) net sass.
G 
 (G major) 