Oh, what's that, Ranger Doug?
Come on up and tell us all about
that fabulous Captain Jinx
One, two, you know what to do.
I'm Captain Jinx of the Horse Marines.
I feed my horse on corn and beans.
Though a captain in the army.
I teach young ladies how to dance.
How to dance, how to dance,
I teach young ladies how to dance,
For I'm the President of the Army.
bless their dear little hearts,
They dote upon the military.
There's a dear little creature,
I met her on Broadway the other day,
And she nudged an acquaintance of hers
than the renowned Captain
Chinks of the horse marines,
I feed my horse on corn and beans,
And often live beyond my means,
I joined my Corps when twenty -one,
of course I thought it capital fun.
for I'm not cut out for the Army.
When I left home, Mama she cried,
When I left home, Mama she cried,
He's not cut out for the army.
And I assure you, My Dear Mama,
You will ever find me a dutiful boy,
And yours very truly mine.
Captain Jinx of the horse marines,
I feed my horse on corn and beans,
And often live beyond my means,
Though a captain in the army.
The first time I went out to drill,
The bugle sounding made me ill.
On the battlefield I've had my fill,
For I'm not cut out for the army.
The officers, they all did shout,
the officers, they all did shout.
Why kick him out of the army?
Oh, I said, gentlemen, kick me out?
I'll re tire without being kicked out.
And with the most profound
you will ever find me yours very truly.
Captain Jinx of the horse marines,
I feed my horse on corn and beans,
And often live beyond my means,
though I'm Captain in the Army.
Yes, I'm a captain in the Army!