Calling Off The Experiment chords by John Wesley Harding

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I'm calling off the experiment
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I'm ditching all the research
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I'm calling off the experiment
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Because it's not going to work
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I'm tired of the hours and
the overnighters
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Petri dishes and  chrome
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Talk about monkeys  and typewriters,
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everybody go home
So goodnight, goodnight,
and will the last one out
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please turn off the light
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I'm calling off the experiment,
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forget the Nobel Prize
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If anyone checks,
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it's evident the data's falsified
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I know we have achieved our goals
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and yes, we're giving in
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We're just a small part
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in the dumb,
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dumber world we're living in
So goodnight, goodnight,
and we're the last one
and please turn off the light
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But please, leave on the face
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Put money in the tattoo
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Don't turn off the life
support systems
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Next time it could be you
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Or someone who
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Maybe you could kill me
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The man with the head of a  hen,
he's feeding
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And the cat's deep cigarettes
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The vomit human DNA,
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he's weeding
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And the rat's playing Russian roulette
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Calling off the experiment,
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I'm ditching an empty lab
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Leave the bus and  burn it, burn it,
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take it a day that you can grasp
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Oh yeah, I'm calling off these fairytales,
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I'm ditching all the research
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I'm calling off these fairytales
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because it's not going away
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So goodnight, goodnight,
and will the last one out
please turn off the light?
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