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Cable TV chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
N/A•
Intro 1
D
C
Bm
D
C
G
D
G
Verse 1
D
I used
to think my life was so empty
G
E
I used to think life was passin' me by
D
Bm
E
Well, I was just about ready
A
To curl up and die
D
Verse 2
C
G
D
G
But then one day I got a visit
E
From the cable company
D
F#
Well, they hooked me up
Bm
E
and plugged me right in
D
A
And now I got cable TV
Verse 3
D
Bm
And now I get to watch the stock
D
report in Korean
A
C
Midget wrestling on channel three
Bm
It costs me fifty bucks a
D
month just to see 'em
C
Yeah, but that's all right with me
Verse 4
G
D
Bm
I got cable TV (Cable
TV)
D
A
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Bm
A
G
Oh, eighty- three channels of ec stasy
C
G
D
I love my cable TV, yeah
C
G
A
D
I love my cable TV
G
I got the
Verse 5
D
Siamese Faith Healer's Network
G
E
The news and weather from Peru
D
Bm
I got celebrity hockey
E
A
The Racketball Channel too
D
Verse 6
C
G
D
G
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
E
Mr. Wizard is on at five
D
F#
Bm
E
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
D
A
D
So I can watch MTV while I drive
Bm
I'm talkin' 'bout
Verse 7
real
D
quality programs
A
C
The kind you just can't get for free
Bm
Now I never want to leave
D
my apartment
C
'Cause there's just so
Verse 8
much for me to see
G
D
Bm
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
D
A
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Bm
A
Well, if you need to find me
G
You know where I'll be
C
G
D
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
C
G
D
Watchin' my cable TV
Verse 9
C
G
D
'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
C
G
I love my cable TV
Interlude 1
D
Bm
D
A
C
Bm
D
A
Bm
C
G
Verse 10
A
My friends are gettin' kinda worried
C
They think I'm turning into
G
some kinda freak
D
Oh, but they're just jealous
C
'cause I've seen Porky's
G
Twenty- seven times this week
Verse 11
A
D
Bm
On my cable TV (Cable
TV)
D
Cable TV (Cable TV)
A
Bm
A
Yeah, the greatest thing
G
that's ever happened to me
C
G
D
I love my cable TV, yeah
C
G
D
I love my cable TV
Verse 12
C
G
D
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
C
G
D
I need my cable TV
Verse 13
C
G
D
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
C
G
D
Got to have cable TV (TV)
C
G
D
Well, I got to have my cable
TV, yeah (TV)
C
G
D
Can't live without my cable TV
Verse 14
C
G
Well, I said, got to have
D
some cable TV (TV)
C
G
D
I've got to have my cable TV
C
G
D
C
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
G
Got to have cable TV
Outro 1
D
C
G
D
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