Joe Camel was a friend of mine
He had a fine line in seduction
When the monkeys pulled Joe
Somewhere near Clapham Junction
Now all the little children had no pie in pie
But there was no one left to follow
So they all lived together
Watched a bitter pill to swallow
He was fat and sweaty and turkey
And Gorgonzola became his wife
She was strong and green and silky
And they lived in a house
On the crest of a styrofoam wave
Jane Fonda with a tomahawk
Reaching for the bridge like
Big steak under the shrink wrap
Oh oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah
He was flat and made of clay
Between the two world walls
He walked along the city streets
So bold, so real, bubblegum cancer
So phony, you can't feel it
I'm gonna shrink and heal