Bombardier Beetle chords by Key Wilde & Mr Clarke

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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I'm Bombardier
VTOL laying on my back
I say, I'm Bombardier VTOL
laying on my back
G 
I'm the sole survivor
of a dive -bomb bird attack,
preposterous,
D 
and I'm Bombardier
Beetle laying on my back.
A 
Of course, my Mandibles are out,
ready to strike,
G 
or my poison -blasting cannon,
D 
if the bird or his friends come back.
If they ever come back, that is.
A 
D 
Blasted birds.
Oh, I'm all right.
G 
D 
I'll be right as rain,
just as soon as you know it.
G 
Gm 
Look at those birds, running away.
D 
Come back here, I'll show you.
G 
Gm 
D 
Ah, avian  menace.
G 
Don't worry about me.
Gm 
G 
Someone can just come an
D 
d turn me back over.
No, never mind, I'm alright.
G 
I'm jolly good, actually.
Just have to keep a stiff
upper mandible,
that's all.
My word, I'll be back on
D 
my feet in no time
No, you've not heard the last from me
It's just a little strange
It'll grow back
A 
Apart from that, I feel splendid
Yes, splendid, I tell you
G 
Bright as day
D 
This avian menace has got to stop,
I tell you
Avian menace
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D 
Oh dear You