Bizarre Christmas Incident chords by Ben Folds
Verse 1
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(Ho ho ho!)
Verse 2
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Hey grandpa, let's tell them the little
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story about this Christmas
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(Yeah tell 'em,
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tell 'em about Christmas!)
Verse 3
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Christmas Eve,
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I didn't get much sleep
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I kept hearing things
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Heavy breathing from the chimney,
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who could it be?
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(Iknow who
Verse 4
it was)
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(What happened then, Ben?)
(Yeah, what happened?)
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I went back to sleep
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(Back to sleep? Shit!)
I'm tired if I don't have sleep
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Verse 5
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And in the morn'
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I couldn't believe my eyes
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A whale of a corpse
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With a long white beard was
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hangin' over the fire
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Oh, Santa's
Verse 6
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he's a big fat fuck
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Went down the chimney
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got his fat ass suck
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Oh honey call the lawyers fast
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'Cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass
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Hey hey
Verse 7
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hey (hey!) yeah
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(Ohh, oh oh)
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Verse 8
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Ok grandpa, step up
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Sing in this thing right here
Tell them what you saw,
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tell them what you saw grandpa
Verse 9
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I gotta tell you folks
He wasn't wearin' no
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clothes (no clothes!)
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He must have rubbed the whole
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gallon of Crisco off
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From his back and down to his toes
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Well, I was
Verse 10
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talking to the cops outside
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The dog was lickin' Crisco off of his thighs
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They hauled him away in a double wide
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What a sad, sad way to die,
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hey hey hey!
Verse 11
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Santa's he's a big fat fuck
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Went down the chimney
got his fat ass stuck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
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Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
Bizarre Christmas Incident
Ben Folds
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