Bizarre Christmas Incident

Bizarre Christmas Incident easy guitar chords by Ben Folds

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • G

  • D

  • A

  • E

  • C#dim

    4
  • Gm

    3
  • B

    2
  • G#dim

    6
  • G

  • D

  • A

  • E

  • C#dim

    4
  • Gm

    3
  • B

    2
  • G#dim

    6
  • Verse 1
    (Ho 
    ho ho!) 

    Verse 2
    Hey grand
    pa, 
    let's 
    tell them 
    the little 

    story 
    about 
    this Christmas 

    (Yeah tell 
    'em, 

    tell 
    'em about 
    Christmas!) 

    Verse 3
    Christmas 
    Eve, 

    didn't 
    get 
    much 
    sleep

    I kept 
    hearing 
    thing

    Heavy 
    breath
    ing 
    from 
    the chimney, 

    who 
    could 
    it 
    be? 

    (I
    know 
    who 
    Verse 4
    it was) 

    (What happened 
    then, 
    Ben?) 

    (Yeah, what 
    happened?) 

    I went 
    back 
    to 
    sleep

    (Back to sleep
    Shit!) 

    I'm 
    tired 
    if 
    I don't 
    have 
    sleep


    Verse 5

    And 
    in 
    the 
    morn' 

    couldn't 
    believe 
    my 
    eye

    whale 
    of 
    a corpse 

    With 
    a long 
    white 
    beard 
    was 

    hangin' 
    over 
    the 
    fire 

    Oh, 
    Santa's 
    Verse 6
    he's 
    big 
    fat 
    fuck

    Went 
    down 
    the 
    chimney 

    got 
    his 
    fat 
    ass 
    suck

    Oh 
    honey 
    call 
    the 
    lawyers 
    fast 

    'Cause 
    Mrs. 
    Claus 
    is gonna 
    sue 
    my 
    ass 

    Hey 
    hey 
    Verse 7
    hey 
    (hey!) yeah 

    (Oh
    h, oh o
    h) 

    Verse 8

    Ok 
    grandpa, 
    step 
    up 

    Sing 
    in this 
    thing 
    right 
    here 

    Tell 
    them what 
    you saw, 

    tell 
    them 
    what you 
    saw 
    grandpa 

    Verse 9
    gotta 
    tell 
    you 
    folk

    He 
    wasn't 
    wearin' 
    no 

    clothes (no clothes!) 

    He 
    must 
    have 
    rubbed 
    the 
    whole 

    gallon 
    of 
    Crisco off 

    From 
    his 
    back 
    and 
    down 
    to 
    his 
    toes 

    Well, 
    was 
    Verse 10
    talking 
    to 
    the 
    cops 
    out
    side 

    The 
    dog 
    was 
    lickin' 
    Crisco off 
    of 
    his 
    thighs 

    They 
    hauled 
    him 
    away 
    in 
    double 
    wide 

    What 
    sad, 
    sad 
    way 
    to 
    die, 

    hey 
    hey 
    hey! 

    Verse 11
    Santa's 
    he's 
    big fat 
    fuck

    Went 
    down 
    the chimney 

    got 
    his 
    fat 
    ass 
    stuck

    Oh 
    honey 
    call 
    the 
    lawyers 
    fast 

    Mrs. 
    Claus 
    is 
    gonna 
    sue 
    our 
    ass 

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