Key: Bb major•
Verse 1
Bb
Dm
F
Dm
Bb
Bdim
Dm
F
Bb
I could
slip,
I could fall
Gm
Bb
In that mean and awful hall
F
Bb
With the other jealous bitches
F
Eb
F
And the bitter grumbling men
Verse 2
Bb
Dm
I could sneer, I could glare say that
Gm
Dm
Bb
life is so unfair
Eb
Bb
And the one who made
F
Eb
F
'cause her breasts were really big
Verse 3
Gm
Dm
I don't want to turn cruel
Gm
Dm
C
I don't want to get old before I have to
Verse 4
Dm
Gm
Dm
Say I want to be left alone
Bb
Eb
But that's not really true,
Dm
Eb
F
Because I like my time with you
Verse 5
Bb
Dm
Till you rant and you rave
Gm
Dm
Bb
Wishing fat folks to their grave
Eb
Bb
But I feel sorry for them
Dm
Eb
You say they get what they deserve
F
Verse 6
Dm
Gm
Dm
Gm
And I don't want
Dm
C
Gm
Dm
to get jaded
Gm
Dm
Petrified and weighted
Gm
Dm
C
I don't want to get bitter like you
Cm
Dm
Gm
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
Cm
Dm
Gm
Like you, with disdain for man kind
Bb
Edim
I was charmed, now I wonder
Interlude 1
Edim
C
Eb
Bb
Eb
Bb
Gm
F
Dm
C
Verse 7
Gm
Bb
Wishing everyone the best
Eb
Dm
And know the one who made it,
Eb
F
Bb
Made it 'cause she was actually pretty good
Gm
Dm
Bb
Dm
Bb
Dm
Bb
Verse 8
C
Bb
Eb
Bb
Petrified and weighted
Dm
C
bitter like you
Verse 9
Dm
Gm
Dm
I don't want to
Gm
Dm
C
Eb
Bb
get jaded
Eb
Bb
Petrified and weighted
Gm
Dm
I don't want to get bitter
Outro 1
Gm
C
Bb
C
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