Bill The Cat chords by John Williamson
Verse 1
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We had a cat
His name was Bill
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He caught our
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budgie on the window sill
One holy day, one Sunday morn
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Left only feathers on our back lawn
Oh no Bill, you can't do that
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You silly pussy, you stupid cat
So we took him down, our family pet
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And we left his balls with the
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family vet
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Verse 2
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Well the very next day he packed his bags
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Left all his penthouse and playboy mags
How could we do it to the family vet
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Go and leave his balls with the
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family vet
Well we get no postcards,
no telephone calls
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He's out in the bush somewhere,
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with no balls
And he's obsessed with sweet revenge
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So he eats our parrots and our fairy
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wrens
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Verse 3
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[Chorus: x2]
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Yes he's mortified
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and we all regret
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That we Left his balls with the
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family vet
Verse 4
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How he's highly sought
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by the feral choir
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For his new found talent
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to sing much higher
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Has no more time for female friends
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Only parrots and fairy wrens
No sense of humor, ex- family pet
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He's still angry, he's still upset
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It still hurts, he can't
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forget
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That we left his balls with the
family vet
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[Chorus: x2]
Bill The Cat
John Williamson
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