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Bill So Horny easy guitar chords by 
The 2 Live Crew
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Verse 1
Em
G
Em
what do we get for ten dollars everything you want
E
G
everything everything monica yes bill monica
what would you do for a job here at the white
house i do anything bill really well do you swallow
i sure do bill you do well what would you do with
this cigar well why don't you let me show you
Don't do that babe.
Em
G
Em
Don't do that.
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
It's so, it's so hard, it's so hard,
it's a long, long fight
Sitting in my office with
my dick on hard
Fuckin' all the interns
cause I'm the boss
Picked up the telephone to
call one of my bitches
Said, what's up
Monica, baby,
Em
can you come and kiss it?
G
She arrived at the
White
Em
G
House, knocked on the door
Threw her drawers on the floor,
Em
G
said, fuck me like a whore
I'm a freakin' heat,
Em
G
a dog without warning
Your dick is much bigger than
Em
G
Em
G
Bernie's joints
Em
G
Girl always ask him
why he sex so much
It's the perks of being prez
You always get a nut,
Em
since you're married to
Tipper
G
You shouldn't be sad
Don't tell
Em
G
Hilary so she won't get mad
Em
Cause he knows she'll be dis
G
Em
G
gusted if he ever gets busted
And
Newt will be mad cause he
Em
G
didn't get to ask
Em
He's a president,
G
Em
G
he a freak without warning
Em
He loves oral sex cause
G
Em
Bill's so ornate
G
Hi
Monica, I want you to come over
Em
G
here and break me off in the
Oval
Office now
Em
Did you bring your presiden
G
tial knee pads?
Em
I'm ready to get my freak on girl,
G
don't know about you
Em
G
I'm not a player no more girl,
nah, I just crush a lot
You can say I'm a pervert or a
desperate motherfucker
I'll hook you up with
Paula and let you do each other
I'll play with your mind
just like it's a game
I'll call my homie
Bernie so we can run a train
Em
Then fuck
Linda
G
Em
Tripp cause I hate that bitch
G
I even got her on tape,
Em
suckin' on my dick
G
I'm a freakin' heat,
Em
G
a dog without warning
Hillary's my wife, but
Em
G
Monica, baby, you're my wo man
Now,
Em
Monica, oh, I can't believe this,
G
so good, girl
I'm gonna have to take
you to the next
Democratic convention
Em
G
Em
So you can hook up all the fellas
G
Em
This'll be good for some votes,
G
A
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
can't believe this
G
It's true you weren't
employed until you met
Bill
Em
He made you an intern,
G
and you ratted still
Em
G
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the
Oval
Office of the
White
Em
House
You said it yourself,
G
Em
G
you like it like he do
Em
G
You put your lips on his cigar,
Em
and you kissed it too
G
Em
G
He's a freak in heat,
Janet
Em
G
Reno didn't want him
Em
G
He loves all the sex, cause
Em
G
Bill's so horny
G
Monica, I can't be lieve you did this
G
to me. I gave you a job,
G
Dammit, why did you do this to me?
Em
Not what
G
America's gonna think.
Em
G
I mean, it could've just been me,
Em
you, and my wife,
G
Hillary.
Bb
No one had to know.
Em
You didn't have to go
G
tell everybody now.
Ken
Em
G
Starr's on my case,
Em
and bringing up all that
Linda
Tripp and
Paula
G
Jones an d
Em
Jennifer
Flowers stuff.
G
Yeah, my wife waiting to talk to me
Em
Hillary,
G
Em
G
Hillary,
Hillary
Em
G
Chelsea, tell your mama
I'm talking to her
Em
G
Hillary, talk to me, damn it
Em
G
Come on, say something
Em
G
I'll blow something up if
Em
you don't talk to me, woman
I can't believe this
G
Em
G
My ca reer's in shambles
But I still love
Em
America
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