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Dirty Nursery Rhymes easy guitar chords by 
The 2 Live Crew
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Verse 1
G
[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama
was talking little shit
My mama called your mama
a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister,
and the bitch ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
F
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went
G
for a walk through the forest
F
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear
G
could he eat her porridge
Em
G
Papa Bear said 'shit bitch,
you must think I'm sick
Em
G
Just get down here, on your knees
Em
And suck this badass dick'
F#m
G
Abraham Lin coln was a good old man
He hopped out the window
with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
Em
G
Eb
Em
G
So pull down your pants and give me some
E
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
E
Em
boody'
G
[Fresh Kid
Verse 2
Ice]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids
don't know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the
niggas around
When it's time to pay rent
couldn't none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider,
G
looked up inside her
And said 'that pussy's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
E
G
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave.
was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and
all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again
Em
G
Interlude 1
E
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
G
Verse 3
G
[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this,
I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns,
Verse 4
right
G
[Brother Marquis]
F#m
G
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
F#m
G
But before she got there she met this man
Verse 5
That turned her hot ass out
F#m
[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
G
The dog's on my ass and getting near
Em
F#m
G
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave
Verse 6
that's in that lake
F#m
[Luke]
G
F#
Em
Bitch, get that weave
F#m
G
Eb
G
out!
You dirty bitch,
Eb
G
Em
G
Em
G
get that weave out!
Em
G
Mix say, bitch get that
G
weave out...
Interlude 2
Verse 7
(Hey! You ruined my record, man,
I just bought it!) - > Cheech and Chong
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