or and the drummer are fighting
About a woman in the neighborhood
hit a bad lick in his life
And Junior never hit any good
Yeah, the colonel said that women
are for lovin' not fightin',
but that didn't clear the air
Called Junior still livin'
with his Elvis Presley hair
Yeah, the drummer got the drum,
and Junior's only got a Nazi veteran
It's a shootout on the plantation,
it's so hard to understand
It's a wild song, people have to hurry,
somebody, the firewaters are still there
Yeah, the last one to kiss
And stabbing your friends
It's a shootout on the plantation
Oh, heaven help killin' the swine, yeah
And the cold steel blade is shiny
Enough to cause your blood to freeze
But the drummer is a drummer in a row
With his own number on Junior's
Oh, Oklahoma's lonesome cowboys
are turned on in Tinseltown
if Andy wasn't standin' around
Yeah, the colonel's got the drug,
the colonel's got the gun
Junior's only got an IV better run
It's a shootout on the plantation,
it's a water on the stand
Oh, why do some people have
if our water's not the villain?
Oh, the last one to kiss is the first to shoot
And stabbin' your friends
It's a shootout on the plantation
Oh, help my little Mr. Swine,
Yeah, now, the drummer got the drum
Junior's only got a knock, he better run
It's a shootout on the plantation
It's so hard to understand
To buy what is not for sale
Oh, the last one to kiss is the first to shoot
And stabbing your friends
It's a shootout on the plantation
Oh, heaven help Mr. Swadley
Why don't you tell me about it?
Why don't you scream and shout it?
Won't you give your sister a call?
Won't you have a healthy smile?