My daddy gave a calf to me
for a Christmas present once. I
picked a little heifer out,
cause both of us was runts.
but she grew up all right somehow.
And when it comes to giving milk,
the queen of all the cows.
She gave more milk than any lawn louse
In the morning she gives pasteurized
At night she gives homogenized
the queen of all the cows
I took her to the county fair
She knew just what was goin' on,
The contest made her nervous,
she tried so hard to please
That when I tried to milk her,
all I got was cottage cheese
the queen of all the cows
She gave more milk than any law allows
In the mornin' she gave pasteurized,
at night she gave homogenized
Bessie the heifer, the queen of all the
I planted me a tater patch
to try to earn some dough
with some city folks I know
But no one else would milk the cow,
leavin' me to hold the bag
the queen of all the cows
She gave more milk than any law allowed
In the morning she gave pasteurized,
at night she gave homogenized
the queen of all the cows you