Bermuda Rectangular chords by The Pocket Gods

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Em 
Good  (D major) even (E minor) ing.
D 
Tonight we go after a fantastic  (D major) story,
C 
D 
the story that flying saucers from  (C major) other worlds are visiting our planet,  (D major) 
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just as we are exploring outer space  (G major) 
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Em 
with  (D major) our  (E minor) own  rocket satellites.
D 
Our guest is  (D major) former
Marine
Air
Corps
Major
Donald
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Kehoe,  (C major) 
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who has the support of scores of prominent busi (D major) nessmen,
military men, and some scientists
Em 
in  (E minor) his campaign to prove
that flying saucers exist.
If you're curious to know why
C 
 (C major) Major
Kehoe charges that the
United
States
Air
Force
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is  (D major) deliberately deluding us when it
Em 
call (E minor) s    saucer stories debunked.
D 
If you want to hear  (D major) his own evidence
that the saucers are real
C 
an (C major) d  his reaction to the claim of two
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americans who say they've  (D major) spoken with
men from the east,
Em 
D 
 (E minor) we'll go after those stories just above.  (D major) 
C 
I  (C major) guess that we better back up then.
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Bm 
If  (D major) you saw  (B minor) a    body at
D 
 (D major) Fort
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Raleigh,  (G major) 
Texas
Em 
tell  (E minor) my audience...
Kansas, I'm sorry,
Kansas.
D 
 (D major) You tell my audience that story.
C 
Well,  (C major) what it was...
D 
I was appointed,  (D major) one night,
Em 
post -duty officer.  (E minor) 
Actually, was... recently I received criticism.
D 
 (D major) They said that the security was lax at
C 
 (C major) Fort
Riley.
I did that.
D 
But I was the  (D major) security officer that night.
Or the post -duty officer.
Em 
 (E minor) People know the
Army, know...
D 
When  (D major) you're appointed post -duty officer,
C 
you're responsible for all the guards,  (C major) security, all that night.
D 
At  (D major) first.
Why would anybody criticize
Em 
that?  (E minor) I was in the
Air
Force through what I remember,
D 
C 
 (D major) that most all bases had an on -duty officer  (C major) for the night.
Critics didn't know this.
D 
 (D major) We were in the
Army.
Em 
Really, that night, I  (E minor) was  a security.
D 
When I  (D major) went down, one of my sergeants,
Mr.
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Sergeant,  (C major) mean, well, sergeants are guards,
D 
and it's like, get in  (D major) there.
Because we had horses there.
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Em 
In  (C major) the  (E minor) area...
D 
We had an area there.  (D major) 
These five...
C 
I think  (C major) it was five...
Yes, there was five boxes there,
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Bm 
D 
it looked  (D major) like.  (B minor)  (D major) 
Caskets.
Em 
 (E minor) And I went out in the room.
D 
 (D major) It was our security officer,
I had to go inspect.
C 
They told me there  (C major) was
a sensitive cargo there.
D 
It come by truck.  (D major) 
Bm 
D 
Was  (B minor) it   in transit, or was  (D major) that...
Em 
 (E minor) It was in transit.
D 
went in and  (D major) I  picked up the cart.
C 
I saw this body.  (C major) 
Of course, it turned a little bit.
D 
 (D major) At first I thought it was a young
Em 
baby  (E minor) or something.
D 
Then I got a little bit  (D major) turned,
Em 
like you do in combat,  (E minor) you know,
D 
something like that  (D major) happens,
your stomach gets upset,
but you recover fast.
And I told the sergeant, sergeant,
Em 
get out  (E minor) of   here,
because since it's early,
I don't want you in trouble.
Go out to your post. I'll
be out in a second.
Em 
I put the car  (E minor) back down.
Now, this only lasted,
you know, 15 seconds.
Em 
Em 
 (E minor) And what do you recall  (E minor) seeing?
You say you saw a body.
Em 
C 
I saw an  (E minor) extraterrestrial, skinny arms,  (C major) 
Em 
skinny  (E minor) legs, under five feet.
Had a fairly large head, not large,
but compared to the body it was large.
And the eyes, they were slanted eyes.
Em 
No nose, no mouth, no ears.  (E minor) 
And it was floating in some
Em 
liquid  (E minor) and  it was a gray color.
That's what I saw.
And I'm really dismissed
Is it possible we're gonna start an interplanetary
war when we start sending a rocket to the moon
My name is
Mike
Wallace
Em 
Em 
 (E minor)  (E minor) Why don't you try and follow
Em 
Em 
Em 
it yourself  (E minor) all right major  (E minor)  (E minor) 