Baseball Tips With Professor Buckley chords by Peter Himmelman

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Verse 1
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Em 
 (C sharp minor)  (E minor) I'd like to welcome to the
studio a friend of mine,
Professor
Irving
Buckley.
Irving, how are you doing
B 
this after (B major) noon?
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 (E major) I'm doing fine.  (C sharp major) 
Em 
 (E minor) Let's talk about baseball.
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How  (D major) fast does the average baseball
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pitch  (E minor) come  (E major) in over the  (D major) plate?
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Around  (E major) 96  (D major) miles per  (A major) hour.
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Em 
And  (D major) how about  (E minor) a   child,
D 
when a child in third grade  (D major) throws?
About 45 miles per hour.
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And  (B minor) how  (D major) fast  (C sharp minor) does a
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D 
 (E minor) weasel throw?  (E major)  (D major) 
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G 
Em 
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I  (E minor)  (G major) don't know.  (E minor)  (D major) 
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Em 
 (E major) How  (D major) fast would  (E minor) a
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fish  (D major) throw actually?
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About  (C sharp major) 3   miles per hour.
E 
 (E major) Really?
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And  (G major) how would  (D major) he throw the  (E major) ball?  (D major) 
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He would bite it in  (C sharp major) his mouth and
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then go  (E major) pooh and  (D major) spit it out.
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Really?  (G major) 
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 (D major) And how about let's say a bird,
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 (E major)  (D major) can a bird throw a ball in your opinion?
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And how fast would that ball go?  (G major) 
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Em 
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 (D major) He  (G major) can  (D major) or he can with  (E minor) his  (D major) wing
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G 
and it be around 37  (D major) miles  (G major) per
D 
 (D major) What kind of bird,
how about a sparrow?
That would go a little faster
D 
 (D major) than most birds.
A 
 (A major) How about an eagle?
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That  (G major) would be pretty slow.
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How  (D major) about a chicken, a roast chicken?
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A 
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That,  (D major) I   (A major) don't even  (D major) know if
that would be able to throw.