a glass of plain water for me
A glass of plain water for me
Dispenser man, if you please
Serve my chicken mass of calories
A glass of plain water for me
Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white
To the fruity ones and spumoni twice
Lettuce split for my baby
Glass of plain water for me
Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
Loaded with nuts about 16 tons
Top it with a pizza just for fun
Glass of plain wa ter for me
Glass of plain water for me
Glass of plain wa ter for me
Stack her up with crazy goo
she likes to wade right through
Can I have a sip for my baby?
And a glass of plain wa ter for me
the kind she loves to munch
she'll eat it with both hands
A glass of plain wa ter for me
Separate checks, it must be
The charges split to her,