Now wait, I'm going to start off on you.
Now your mama got so much hair under her arm,
looks like she got buckwheat in the headlock.
Nigga, your mama hair is so long,
it come down to her back when she look at the sun.
Your mama so old, her birthday expired.
Your mother's so old, she got
a smoke detector on her wig.
Your mama's ass so big, when she sit on the toilet,
she lit a ring around her.
Your mother's so motherfuckin' big,
Saturn and bumped her head
in a different galaxy and shit.
she barked her booty clap.
old, she dreaming reruns.
Oh, nigga, your momma so ugly,
she move her ears blue right along with her ass.
Nigga, your momma so ugly, her shadow won't
fall on her motherfuckin' ass.
Nigga, your momma so taut,
That's why your momma wear
Nigga, your momma so ugly,
when she smile, her face hurt.
Her breasts look like spoiled milk.
Bitch look like she been chewing
Your momma so big, she's living large.
Nigga, your momma ain't got no
back, she always frontin'.
Nigga, your momma so fat, she roll
over a dollar and make four quarters.
Nigga, I cut your momma arms
off so she couldn't kick it.
she got to roll it with needles