couldn't tell you more about
Don't care how a woman clever,
a sure a smarter than she
I could size up any woman in
although we have never met
I could tell you if she's sour,
if she's easy or if hard to get
For if her eyes start becom
My advice is to take it kind of light,
maybe she's out for tricks
there's a bag of sugar down there
it's a bag of sugar, don't they?
Some men like to see a woman
To be with her they in heaven,
But with me, it really doesn't matter,
even if she chest flat like two fry egg
I will give she any money,
just as long as I could see
she had to duck foot up on the leg
If she pretends to be serious and play,
if she try to pull away from you,
it's a bag of sugar dung day
it's a bag of sugar dung day
If you have a bachelor neighbor,
and your girl keep talking him bad
Always saying how he's so vulgar,
wearing jockey shorts in the yard.
You got to invite the bachelor over,
see if she will treat him with scorn.
Keep her under observation,
If when he talk, she can't watch him,
she just bow her head or turn her face.
she is willing to go with him
even to give him a taste.
So when he gone, I am advising you
you must wear jockey shorts too,
you go protect the sugar dung day.
you go protect the sugar dung day.
Before a man settle with a woman,
he got to know what it's all about,
especially if she had children.
Them big mouth kind of woman
will settle with any man for a drink or rum,
and they're so easy to handle,
they don't give no kind of trouble,
before you call them they come,
and if their lips start to shiver
you should know their resistance weak,
but if they dress big and kind of fluffy,
that is a sign of some kind of pregnancy,
Get the hell out of there,
it's only jail and courthouse down