Bad Day chords by Illinois

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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I woke up this morning and I was late,
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so I figured I was late enough that I might not
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I had to work, so I procrastinated a  little longer, walked downstairs,
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had a  smoke, turned on the tape machine
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Fucked around for about an hour and a   half, then I  got thirsty,
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so I went in the kitchen and had a  bunch of juice
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Now I'm free
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On my journey in the
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refrigerator,
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I noticed it was snowing outside
In the of fucking
April
What the fuck
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I went back downstairs,
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that explains why it's so fucking cold as shit down here
Whatever
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So I had two messages on my
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phone, both of which called
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Explain my delivery
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I got off easy, but I still have to go to work for
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a couple hours
There's some shovels, and good shit,
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and corporate fucking  stuff
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I just said goodbye to my allies
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Took my keys out of my pocket
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And uh
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Now I'm free
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Cause I'm free, I'm free,
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I'm free,
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I'm free
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Some people drive like assholes,
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I on the other hand are a slow conscious driver
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Looking out for the crazy who drive
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65 in a 45 in slushy loads
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Not everybody has four- wheel drive
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I   know they should,
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but to explain myself
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I'm broke, I can only afford a one- in- one
I put on a drive- race, almost
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broke my ass getting out
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So I took these shoes off, that's for
Chris
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But I guess it's, uh, you need special shoes
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when you shouldn't play this song
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I opened the door, said the cash,
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said a little bye
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I  went to my bedroom, put my sweatpants and sweatshirt, and
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I took off this dirty sand and stunk, shitty
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Creole- fit outfit that I call
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my  life. I call this my life