Auntie Emm chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
G 
 (G major) Like something out
of The Wizard of Oz.
The band always reminded me
of those guys
in The Wizard of Oz
with the big gray hats.
Remember them?
Ho -wee -lo, ho -wee ho
-wee -lo.
Those are my favorite
people
in The Wizard of Oz.
They'd stay up 12 .30 at night
waiting on that witch to melt that fella.
She's dead! You killed her!
How many of y remember when The Wizard
of Oz
used come on once a
year?
You remember that?
Back in the three channel days.
Remember those days?
You buy popcorn, cancel appointments,
hold my coat,
not tonight, Wizard of Oz is on.
Now my little girl got a blockbuster.
Get that movie, watch it 40
times in a week.
I've watched Wizard of Oz
160 times in a month.
C 
I've decided Annie  (C major) M. was
G 
 (G major) f***ed up.
Annie M., that Miss Gulch right there in front of
her
at the first of the movie,
could have taken care of
the whole problem.
No, she went with the Christian woman
speech.
Remember that?
If I wasn't a Christian woman,
I'd tell you what you could do.
A good Christian woman
would have slapped
that Satan worshiping bicycle peddler
and took the dog back.
That's what would have happened.
That's what
Show me a place in the Bible
where Jesus took crap off
an ugly woman.
Show me a place. It ain't in there.
Jesus said, turn the other cheek.
He was talking about himself.
He wasn't talking about his dog.
What was Jesus' dog's name
anyway, sir?
C 
 (C major) You're obviously not active
G 
in your  (G major) church, sir.
Jesus' dog's name
wasn't in the Bible.
I'm sure Jesus had a dog,
but he just didn't see fit to mention it.
I think that's in the Book of Mormon.
It must be something new in that Book of Mormon,
they're trying to get us to read that
dang Book of Mormon.
Read the Book of Mormon?
I ain't finished the Bible yet,
much less the Book of Mormon.
My wife's Jewish,
I can't get her to go for Jesus,
much less Jesus the Western.