Assault Weapons chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
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Clinton got rid  (A flat major) of assault weapons.
We don't need assault weapons hunting.
Well, you've obviously
never been trapped in the woods
with eight of my cousins
drunk shooting at your ass.
You need that extra firepower
when you're out there.
When you're spotlighting
for that herd of deer,
you need a 50 clip.
Everybody's down on assault weapons.
Let's be honest, when two bullets hit you,
It don't really matter if 48 come after it,
you know what mean?
Your mind's kind of on them
first, too, I think.
That's what I despise about
America.
Every time somebody gets killed,
we got to pass a law to stop it.
You got people get killed
with everything.
God bless you.
Thank you very much.
Round of applause for Norman
Bates' mother,
ladies and gentlemen. no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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That hairdo  (D minor) al  ways reminded me
of that.
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I don't know what it is.  (A flat major) 
What was I talking about?
People getting killed.
People get killed with everything.
Butcher knives and forks.
Weed eater, guy in Albany,
Georgia.
Neighbor, ate his ass up
with a weed eater.
That's what that is.
You got irresponsible yard
and building supply reps.
I dare sell weed eaters to people.
No background check on these things.
No three day cooling off period
on a weed eater.
Dammit, driveway weeds
can wait three days.
Got those two idiots in the woods
in Jonesboro, Arkansas
shooting at the girls at the school,
you remember that? Now some other
school's passed a law
you can't wear camouflage
to school.
What a stupid rule.
If camouflaged, school uniformed,
little guys in the woods
would have a hard time
fighting their ass next time.
I think y oughta pass a law,
13 year old girls can't break up
with their boyfriends
until the end of the school year,
that's what I say.
If you profess to like him in September,
you're going to the prom
with that f***ing make.